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You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons

submitted by residue

1 decade 6 years 6 months 2 weeks ago

A dramatic reading of a breakup letter. Full of poor grammar, poor spelling, and run on sentences. Sorry for the poor text, it's the best I could find.

20 Comments

MarineGunrock

I thought this was on here already?

hmm, I looked for it and couldn't find it. let me know if it's definitely a dupe and I'll remove it

I submitted this before... and it is one of my discards. http://www.videosift.com/video/You-make-me-touch-your-hands-for-stupid-reasons-Comedy You have my vote. I hope yours makes it out because it's so damn funny!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dramatic, reading, breakup, letter' to 'dramatic, reading, breakup, letter, YTMND' - edited by djsunkid

One of the better YTMNDs around.

I'm kind of partial to DZK's Haley song... But, yeah, it's a great YTMND.

Yay, it sifted!!! This is like a royal flip-off to the person who downvoted it to ZERO when I submitted this as a newbie. Fucking RUDE. Check the link in my comment above...

Love, Issykitty

heartbreaking

Who would want to date an illiterate bitch, anyways?

Psycho-Bitch.

I wonder if the lame dunderhead twat who wrote this (if she is real) is drowning herself in some KFC's famous bowls. If not, I would recommend exactly that... a bowl of despair covered with I give up.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dramatic, reading, breakup, letter, YTMND' to 'dramatic, reading, breakup, letter, YTMND, bastert' - edited by calvados

haha.. bastert

This video is so many kind of beautiful!

*love *teen *fail

Adding video to channels (Fail, Love) - requested by MrFisk.

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, October 28th, 2007 12:22am PDT - promote requested by marinara.

LOL! Good choice, marinara!!

ah.. love poetry.

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