You can tell he did that on purpose

I laughed out loud; that was some good stuff.

This reminds me of a story Karl Pilkington once told about the man who lost his penis and had a new one grown on his arm. He suggested that "on the back" would be better because it was out of the way, because if it was on your arm, you couldn't ever shake hands with a good looking woman.

If you don't know who Karl Pilkington is, you need to sort your life out!

I'm broke but I still have a penis shaped piece of paper and a sense of humour.

Fuck, I better go sort my life out. I need therapy or somethin, and you dannym are the perfect person for suggestions

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Ok, I know who he is...

How about this: You get back that missing 44% of my 401k, then you start acting like your job is secure enough to make penis jokes. I don't want to see a single smile on that floor until I smile when looking at my year-to-date returns.

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