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The very best Guiness World Record

submitted by Nicki Hansen

(gwiz665)
1 decade 3 years 9 months 1 week ago

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Moving this video to gwiz665's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

Jinx says...

In his head he probably thought it would be a good way to reduce the number of question marks over his sexuality, but the rest of us know that he must have spent a lot of time practising and refining that technique not on his many sexual conquests, but more likely a mannequin in his mums basement. He's probably the kind of person who studies religiously for the possibility of intimacy in the same sort of way you might prepare yourself for nuclear war or the zombie apocalypse.

On the flipside, maybe I wouldn't be so lonely if my one true love hadn't ditched me because I failed to under those fucking hooks that one time. Goddamn, it like they were padlocked. WHAT WOULD THOMAS VOGEL DO?