The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen is a 30-minute episode of the animated Nickelodeon animated television show, "Ren and Stimpy".
The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen story begins "thousands of years ago, 1856". The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen's famous motto is: "We always get our … butts kicked!" Ren and Stimpy have volunteered for this elite force.
Kilted Yaksmen Anthem
(to the tune of “My Country, 'Tis of Thee” / “God Save the Queen”)
Sung by members of the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles, according to the credits
Our country reeks of trees
Our Yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing
As searing sand blows up our skirts
And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to (loud farting noise)
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh Ro-oy-al Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
(Thanks
Wikipedia)
6 Comments
bamdrewsays...man... i watched the hell out of this show as a little kid.
they really pushed some boundaries on creativity/insanity, ... very strange watching it now-a-days.
mjasonprickettsays...That stirred me deep inside. I wish to become Canadian now.
gaffasays...*dead
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