*cough* haDRon *cough*

The Large Hardon Collider would be *gay.

Invocations (gay) cannot be called by srd because srd is not privileged - sorry.

Damn Sifty, can't you detect an imaginary whitespace after the asterisk when I didn't type it? (Yeah, I blame entities that can't talk back for my faults).

It's the C to the E to the R to the N!

Wow that's just plain embarrassing. Science is cool, you don't need a rap!

>> ^srd:
cough haDRon cough
The Large Hardon Collider would be gay.


A large Hardon Collider would certainly be more interesting than this, but still upvote for the *terrible cheese.

This but with blankfist and kronos would be a large hardon collider.

Nice rap, super fly

Question: How many cosmic rays strike a neutron star in one Earth year?

Answer: Zero, the magnetic field of a neutron star is 1,000,000,000,000 times more powerful than Earths!

LHCFacts.org

This is amazing.

Almost as good as the "best rap battle ever" video for putting white subtitles over white backgrounds!

Two words: Audio leveling

Please disregard my flawed neutron star conjecture above.

The neutron star and cosmic ray safety arguments in the 2008 LHC Safety Report were deemed "unverified" by CERN's Scientific Policy Committee, but not for the reasons above.

Credible arguments that neutron stars do not prove safety may be found in points 5, 6 and 7 of www.wissensnavigator.com/documents/spiritualottoeroessler.pdf

LHCFacts.org

Word!
(you kids still say that?)

Yeh, nerdcore;)!

this ones in a black hole *dead

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