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Terrible LOTR Erotic Fan Fiction (VERYNSFW)

submitted by dystopianfuturetoday

1 decade 5 years 6 months 4 weeks ago

LOL

8 Comments

Downvote. Not funny. Not even as parody.

People have issues.

Probably a priest.

ahahahahhaha.....Daaymn. Im adding this to my WTF archive, for those moments when I must WTF someone.

Straddling Gandalf's long-muscled thigh, he positioned his hand at the still open hole,
using his own spilled seed to ease his way. Now this was the right size to do the wizard
some good! He began working his arm deeper and deeper in. Gandalf pulled his legs
further up and moaned, a lovely sound that made Bilbo hope very much for a dessert course
to follow. Pressing on, he finally got in deep enough. Yes!

"Gandalf, we hobbits call this Find the Dumpling!"

[http://libraryofmoria.com/gandalfbilbo/guestroom.txt]

That was the most horrible 2 min of my life. What kind of weird nerd homosexual wants to get some hobbit head? Upvote just to try to get others exposed to this atrocious bastardization of the Lord of the Rings.

I'm very sorry, but I have to upvote this to the front... the world needs to know.

loooooooooool that first look at the camera and the way he says 'cock'... too funny.

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 6:41am PST - promote requested by berticus.

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