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That reminds me- what do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef Stroganoff.

I kill myself.

This is a great idea. Once you get down to the level of having to eat Stouffers microwavable dinners the next step is dog food under a bridge. Hopefully this will save a few lives.

>> ^ButterflyKisses:

This is a great idea. Once you get down to the level of having to eat Stouffers microwavable dinners the next step is dog food under a bridge. Hopefully this will save a few lives.


Whatever you say, Kashi muncher.

Is it wrong to think that I'm better than everyone else because I revel in the delectable goodness that is encompassed in the sublime sensation of consuming Kashi during brunch in the sun room? You're just jealous, with your sweat-stained collar and five o'clock shadow at midday while you meander into Taco Bell for the latest in dysentery-inducing bile wrapped in a dampened tortilla. Jealous, I say!

*dark !

Invocations (dark) cannot be called by alizarin because alizarin is not privileged - sorry.