Drinking game: whenever he says the name of a weapon, you have to take a swallow of your drink.

Double plus upvote for the 4:45 hair style.

That was priceless. Space Knight was the special superhero.

upvote for Space Blowing my MIND! oo weeee ooo.

Ah! I must write a comment about this video! Ugh! It is so difficult to type these keys in the correct order to create words and sentences! Oh no! I misspelled a word! Thank you, Pegas, you spell checked for me! We did it! We created a comment! Now I must click on the "submit new comment" button! And then perhaps I shall watch some TV before going to bed!

I've heard rumors that if you take a regular lance into space, it does not become a space lance. Rather, it is a regular lance that becomes a lance that is in space. Well, outer space, if you want to be technical. Because after all, isn't everything in space? So the regular lance that is brought into outer space and becomes the regular lance that is in outer space could very well be kept out of outer space, and reside instead inside inner space, where everything is in space.

I sure do like pecans! I wonder if anybody else likes pecans as much as I like pecans. I like when pecans are put into pies, but not when they're put into my eyes. I wonder if anybody else likes pecans in their pies, but not in their eyes.

Horses are large animals! Well, relatively large, I should say. Because in relation to mice, horses are very large. But in relation to elephants, horses are very small. Unless the elephants are miniature elephants and the mice are giant mice. Then the attributes of the horse in relation to the animals are reversed.

I live in Idaho. Well, I don't actually live in idaho, because Idaho is an invisible boundary created by white men when they destroyed the Indians. So I don't live in Idaho, because Idaho doesn't really exist. But I live on the land that is inside the invisible boundary of what white men call Idaho. So I guess I live in Idaho, figuratively speaking.

I should really go to bed, but I want to watch a few more videos. I think I will watch the video of Louis C.K. on Conan O'Brien again. That was a really funny video that I enjoyed watching many times. That's why I think I'm going to watch it again. But first I need to send this comment. Well, okay, I guess I'm not really sending this comment. Or am I? I wonder why they call it Wonder Bread? Oops, I forgot to send this comment.

Oh, it's "submit" this comment, not "send" this comment! But is submitting and sending the same thing? I should look those words up in the dictionary after I submit this comment that I'm sending.

I am finding these comments amusing! I truly hope this sift goes to the top so there will be more.

Oh no! The upvote frequency is declining! I must use my special weapon!

SIFFFFFT VO-O-O-O-TE!

*promote

There was no effect! I must proclaim the command louder!

PRO-M-O-O-O-O-TE!

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by Retroboy because Retroboy is not privileged - sorry.

OH NO!

This sift is too powerful! The evil SiftBot has neutralized my abilities! My four Siftbot Power Points are USELESS!

What can I do to rescue this worthwhile video?

I have it! I must summon allies!

I call on the power of GREYSKUL... er... GOLD STAR!

No effect!

I must delay or the sift will defeat me! But... HOW?!?!

I must cut to commercial!

*Space Knight logo + cheesy action music

Haha, it's SO bad!

Reminds me of Starzinger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-patrJQI5g

*dead

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