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"Someone made a huge mistake asking me to do this..."

submitted by Grimm

1 decade 5 years 4 months 1 week ago

Eugene Mirman's commencement speech for the 2009 Lexington High School graduating class at the Tsongas Arena.

12 Comments

burdturgler

It's early yet, so I might just have the right level of buzz going .. but I'm pretty sure that was awesome.

videosiftbannedme

Very good.

imstellar28 says...

"remember, things can kill you, you fearless know-it-alls"

therealblankman

Sorry, I might just be in a pissy mood, but this strikes me as something that might be totally hilarious if I were still 17... but I'm not.

http://www.eugenemirman.com/

>> ^therealblankman:
Sorry, I might just be in a pissy mood, but this strikes me as something that might be totally hilarious if I were someone with a sense of humor... but I'm not.

Fixed.

they picked the right level of celebrity for a HS grad, no one's disputing that

Several LOLs, genuinely funny in parts, which is more than I can say for the majority of sifts.

I've never heard of the guy, but according to Wikipedia, he's been around and on TV quite a bit.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Eugene-Mirman-Standup

Yeah, KnivesOut pretty much said it. I though it was funny, and I'm definitely not 17, nor do I act like it. Perhaps it's too "low-brow" for you and we should make some jokes about yachting and the stock market.

boblobblaw says...

*fist shake* why didn't I think to post this??

"Don't get too excited when you read The Fountainhead."

Bahahahahaha!

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