My favourite Guy Ritchie scene. While a much better quality version of this exists on YouTube (link) but it is an excerpt, and really loses the excellence of this monologue. I wish that I could find a better clip, but here it is. I hope that I can memorise this monologue by repeated viewing. Creepy, and awesome.

Got this in the player now, upvote for Snatch, but not this version...to muffled webcammer!
Now. This should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with this post!

Love this scene; I'd normally even downvote a video with quality this bad - recording off the TV - GAH!!!! - but I love the scene.

If you're going to record off a TV - please don't - AT LEAST keep the camera steady. Geeeez!

I'm baffled by the poor audio sync, though.

The "nemesis" part at the end is an all-time classic, though.

Any one for some jellied eels?

I'm going to propose djsunkid split this into two higher quality videos as per djsunkid's personal page.

This is a terrible capture of an awesome moment. I want my vote back.

Surely there is a better source on Youtube?

I searched and searched, believe me. I checked Google Video too! I did find this version, but I chose to sift the one I did simply because it uses the entire scene. I wish that I had a better solution, but I really dislike the edit of that one. The scene really needs to be left intact, for its awesomeness to shine through.

OK, I'm uploading a clip to YouTube now. Can somebody else sift it, and I'll discard this one? Or can I just replace this clip directly? It's the same material, just a better quality version. What is the policy on this vis a vis no self-links?

Give it to Krupo to post and it's okay, and discard this post then.

OK, so it took 2 hours for YouTube to make this happen, but here it is. If somebody would care to sift it, please go ahead. Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4

As for this unfortunate one, I guess that it's time to *discard it. 😢

Self-discarding this video (discard called by original submitter djsunkid)