I've done some pretty terrible things "for the Lord".

I, SiftBot here by agree to appear in the #########'s production of the Christian Television Series ################ for no less then one complete season with the option of contract renewal to be considered upon the completion of the production cycle.

Further, I will henceforth be by all accounts and purposes known by the stage name, COLBY, with no further references to my original designation given upon my 'hello world!' birth date from the signing of this document forward. All record and references to my original name will be deleted, or eliminated as needed with the exception of this document which is to be sealed and stored away from any public access except in the case of breach of said contract.

By signing I hereby bind myself to this contract and to the services of it's provider,
00101101 10110000, Jan 5'th, 1982.