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Randy Taylor Wants More Sausage!!!!

submitted by sbchapm

1 decade 6 years 10 months ago

Comedy

Complaint call from a big man in Texas. He wants what we all want--more.

6 Comments

I don't know if this is real or not but either way it is hilarious.

Oh man! Here's some fun facts:

For every 2oz of Jimmy Dean Premium Pork Sausage there are:

Calories: 220
Calories from Fat: 190
Total Fat: 21g (32%)
Saturated Fat: 7g (35%)
Cholesterol: 40mg (13%)
Sodium: 280mg (12%)

Now according to his math to feed 5 people you need 16oz of meat. That means that each person needs at least 3.2oz of meat to be satisfied. Lets not forget to mention the other Southern things your supposed to eat with it (fried eggs, and T-Bone steaks).

That means that each of these people are eating 352 calories, 64mg of Cholesterol, and 33.6g of fat. Holy Shit. HOLY SHIT.

I guess eating that much fat from ground up animal parts would make you irritable. Maybe if they ate the smaller package they would be happier people.

Oh and another fun fact... Jimmy Dean still makes the 16oz, hell they even make a 48oz roll... but it's probably best if this guy doesn't know.

Nutritional info from:
http://www.thedailyplate.com/nutrition-calories/food/jimmy-dean/premium-pork-sausage-regular

He needs to hit the Costco....they have a damn 140 oz package there....

KOMMIE,you're my fact checkin' cuz. Thanks, that's awesome.

Lets not forget to mention the other Southern things your supposed to eat with it (fried eggs, and T-Bone steaks).

You (and he) forgot the biscuits and gravy, which I'm sure they're having as well.

hey randy how's about a nice salad?

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