R. Kelly preforming this live on MTV was the most surreal television experience ever.

I just can't believe how funny these lines are.

And now R. is writing a song for Virginia Tech . . .I cringe and quiver with anticipation. I hope that "Hokie" is used as a euphemism.

His lip-synched Gilbert & Sullivan bit on the MTV awards was indeed mind-altering.

Please tell me rickegee that the MTV stuff is on YouTube

See if this link works (firewall at work won't let me know). It should be about 6-7 minutes. The complete version also features a strange and unforgettable intro from Eric Roberts.

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2678799

That - was strange! And half the time he looked like he wasn't bothering to synch properly.

Re: R. Kelly's lazy lip-synch on the VMAs

It is really difficult to play all of those roles while keeping an eye peeled for Jay Z's ass-kicking entourage AND daydreaming about videotaping sex with minors.

R. Kelly is a strange breed of cat.

He is indeed. I think he beat the video allegations didn't he? BTW I thought this would sift quicker, it's awesome.

R. Kelly's commentary is probably worth a sift on it's own:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOmrZoGxsIA

if someone feels up to it…

upvote for too many reasons to name. R-kelly singing as a southern woman being a biggie.

Holy shit someone must post that R. Kelly behind the scenes thing Timelord posted... Its just ZOMG LOL.

this is just *promote worthy!

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SO I PULL OUT MY GUN!!

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