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Maybe it's not that there are less injuries past the 7th storey, but that more of them are killed and thus not brought to the vet...

Very good point Skeeve. It's like when my Dad got a cat bite that got infected. He went to the doctor, and the doctor said "you know, the majority of cat bites I see are infected. Cats must be really dirty!" "Well", said my Dad, "that's probably because if it doesn't get infected, they're much less likely to see you about it." I think the doctor's mind was blown that day.

So, to be clear, if I throw a cat off a 7 story building because it has bitten me, I may or may not get an infection and it may or may not die?

>> ^offsetSammy:
Very good point Skeeve. It's like when my Dad got a cat bite that got infected. He went to the doctor, and the doctor said "you know, the majority of cat bites I see are infected. Cats must be really dirty!" "Well", said my Dad, "that's probably because if it doesn't get infected, they're much less likely to see you about it." I think the doctor's mind was blown that day.

>> ^csnel3:

So, to be clear, if I throw a cat off a 7 story building because it has bitten me, I may or may not get an infection and it may or may not die?
>> ^offsetSammy:
Very good point Skeeve. It's like when my Dad got a cat bite that got infected. He went to the doctor, and the doctor said "you know, the majority of cat bites I see are infected. Cats must be really dirty!" "Well", said my Dad, "that's probably because if it doesn't get infected, they're much less likely to see you about it." I think the doctor's mind was blown that day.



Professor Schrödinger clean up your desk, das ist nicht stocken blocken!

One of my cats felt from 6th floor ...twice. She almost died first time, suffered multiple fractures including jaw and moth palate and lost 25-30% of her tummy skin and tissue due to necrosis caused by the impact with the concrete pavement.
Second time she felt on the other side of the apartment building into a small garden, she was just fine.
So I might be in the right to answer some questions on this topic

Are all these QI videos an attempt to make us Americans more, er, less... no, more, um... smarter?

BTW, the answer is, clearly, the sixth.

>> ^Fletch:

BTW, the answer is, clearly, the sixth.


You no like the kitty?

>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^Fletch:
BTW, the answer is, clearly, the sixth.

You no like the kitty?
I was just kidding.



I love cats, dogs, animals of every kind. Humans, I have a problem with.