He sounds like he's going to wipe the FUCK out of those trolls.

"That is all."
OH GOD I'M LOLING SO HARD
I CAN'T STOP
AAHH OH GOD

If I was a troll, I'd be hiding under a bridge after hearing that vicious ulitimatum.

I have a feeling he's talking about this kind of troll: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

Except, I can't think of any reason why he would attract the attention of such people.

Wait. He wants to commit genocide on all trolls because they hate and discriminate?

And is it me, or has he framed some picture of some Japanese pop idol or something to pretend like he actually has a girlfriend?

Upvote for how completely NERVOUS he is while trying to be serious and witty at the same time. Truly someone with a slight social ineptitude.

His right ear is not long for this world.

Lawrence Oliver, look out.

We must bring democracy to these trolls!

"You want to troll me? Heh. Good luck. Perhaps you haven't heard, but I have an IQ of around 190 (I took some online tests and averaged the score). You? You're nothing but a baka little gaijin. Feh. You are lucky that my Dragonball Goku training has given me the maturity to not unsheathe my bat'leth and send your dishonored spirit to Gre'Thor.

Perhaps you're wondering why I'm even wasting my breath on a weakling such as yourself; a weakling not worthy of being run through with my hatori hanzo steel. The answer is simple: as a proud Aspie, endowed with mental capabilities far beyond your own, I represent the next stage of human evolution. It is my sworn duty to cleanse your kind from the internet and to make it a safe haven for those who find beauty in Animu and peace in Star Trek dick girl fan fiction.

So take heed, trolls: wherever there is a fellow aspie being flamed for their love of Naruto, I'll be there. Wherever a Ron Paul supporter is being harassed, I'll be there. Wherever there are more then 3 people having actual social interaction outside of their mother's basement, I'll likely be somewhere else."

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/racist-hillbilly-furry.php?page=7