I gotta hand it to the Army, that really is what I'm like. Should I peak through the drapes to see if a soldier is aiming an RPG at my house?

Meh, I'll stick to picking my nose.

^It's probably better for recruitment than showing a little girl crying over the coffin of her father who died on the last day of his 4th stop-loss.

Great post.

The military does target those advertisements at minors.

That's why they all look kind of like a video game.

(speaking the obvious, I guess)

Don't know about you, but these "Join the military" commercials are rampant before the previews begin at the local theaters. Such propagandistic bullshit -- perfect for exploiting the adolescent stage of development.