Mangy Fetlocks, The Quasi-Intellectual Existentialist Cowboy (a.k.a, Bruce W. Nelson) imagines that someday, Mitch McConnell will receive the recognition he so justly deserves, perhaps in the form of a blockbuster musical. Until such time, Mangy takes it upon himself to immortalize "Moscow Mitch" from the humble concrete stage of his "man-cave" garage. Mangy sends his congratulations to Mitch. No one deserves this more than he. The lyrics are found below:
Moscow Mitch, Putin’s little bitch.
NRA and Kremlin cash have made him so rich.
Moscow Mitch, lyin’ in the ditch.
tryin’ to deny misdeeds is makin’ him twitch.
Mitch McKremlin, Russia’s little gremlin;
A rigor mortis tortoise gifted at dissemblin’.
Representing people of Kentucky is tough.
The pay you get for doing it is never enough.
You need some corporations
to pay for those vacations.
You need to give insider jobs to all your relations.
and if your job depends on help from Russian friends
who says there’s something wrong with selling out your nation?
To mess with our election Mitch believes is okay.
He feels election fraud is the American way.
To rig the whole election
to him, would be perfection,
disproving Darwin’s rule of natural selection.
Though Democrats complain
I think it’s pretty plain
Mitch thinks that it’s unfair he can’t avoid detection.
Copyright, 2019, Bruce W. Nelson, ASCAP