Finally, sensible policies for modern Britain.

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I've been touched by these horrors first hand. Some years ago, I was staying at a friend's house with his wife and two sons. Now, this was one of the most cluttered homes in Britain, stuff stacked floor-to-ceiling against every wall, and big piles in the middle of most rooms.

Needing a pee in the night, and having forgotten to find out where the bathroom was, I couldn't go searching for it for fear of bringing the whole bloody house down. So I went in a mayonnaise jar - and completely forgot about it in the morning. So I just left a jar of piss sitting in their living room.

They never mentioned it.

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If dating was only this standardized.

"Attention everyone, I need silence! I am looking for a one-night stand, how do you feel about that miss? No. alright then."
*goes to next table*
"Attention everyone..."

So I went in a mayonnaise jar - and completely forgot about it in the morning. So I just left a jar of piss sitting in their living room.

Umm, allow me to be the first to say...WTF

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