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Magnet Boy

submitted by deputydog

1 decade 7 years 3 months 1 week ago

4 Comments

deputydog

says...

Anyone willing to explain this to me?

gluonium

says...

Well you see, here's how it works. When one day you realize that you are merely one unexceptional human out of 6 billion, your dead end job is soul crushing and dehumanizing, your wife hates you and your house is going to be foreclosed on. Well then, just at that very moment, as you sit on the couch watching reruns of "Cheers", you look down and notice the single intact potato chip that has fallen on your sweaty unwashed chest has stuck there, clinging to the filth and grime in an almost magically vertical position. And that is when one of the very few enterprising ideas you've ever had hits you.

The ruse is most common among Asians, no mystery there either. Hairy chests don't work so well. http://www.randi.org/jr/082704gluton.html#7