So many cops for just a guy armed with a magazine.

that's the magic of television.

also i guess it's because there's not much crime around here, and the police don't have much to do except take bribes from drunk drivers and talk to TV cameras about how they are winning the War on Wank.

gorgonheap... i would also maybe downvote this for the really nasty way they all treated the guy, but i guess i intended the object of ridicule to be the police and the TV show, not the guy in the bushes.

"calling headquarters; we're gonna need you to send the hottest police officer down here to make this guy feel like an idiot, 10-4"

rofl i really hope this gets out of the queue actually, i thought it was just for fun but i have been surprised by who upvoted. it's hard to tell how lithuanian videos will get across to people who can't speak lithuanian and have no idea where lithuania is.

It's over there next to Ballgaria right???...that lady cop really is a hottie man......she looks Lapvian!!, imagine she has that sexy accent you find unexciting eh, mink?? I dream of some Baltic babe, shorn like she was born, roughing me up and talking nasty to me......

Considering Lithuanian women below the poverty line are being trafficked all over the world as sex slaves and being abused by the worst kind of sleaze, seems strange that a guy rubbing one out "au naturel" requires a massive police response. But hey at least they all got on TV

well forgive my lithuanian language skills, i think there might have been something more to it... like he was reported by a woman who walked past or something. i think they are checking if he is an escaped mental patient. i don't think there really is a lithuanian masturbation patrol

the "massive police response" is just TV magic. Don't you just love "reality" shows.

choggie lol lapvian.

It sounds like about 3/4 russian and 1/4 german, but I don't understand a word.

it is the closest indoeuropean language to the original sanskrit.
russian and german sound like lithuanian, not the other way around

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