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Kate Bush Parody - Not the Nine O'Clock News - 1980

submitted by mintbbb

1 decade 6 years 6 months 1 week ago

Kate Bush Parody - Oh England My Leotard
Not the Nine O'Clock News - 1980

Quote From YouTube: OH ENGLAND MY LEOTARD

I was into yin and yang and hatha yoga
Ginseng and caraway seeds and being a non-smoker
My cauliflower quiches were better than the bought ones
And I was thicker than two short ones
People bought my latest hits
Coz they like my latex tits
Now they're all trying hard
To get inside my leotard

Went to my hairdresser to have a hair-do
He asked if I knew A La Recherche De Temps Perdus
That's how I was introduced to Colette, Cocteau and Marcel Proust
Now wholefood cookery is just a sideline

La-La-La-La!

I went to Cairo and I read the Gnostic
Apocryphon of John in the original Coptic
Korsakoff's psychosis theories
And the Fibonacci series
Studied acupuncture and the Bible

Opened the windows in my mind!

'It's not your mind, it's your body they're into'
My business manager said
He said that I need an intellect like I need a
Hole in the hole in the hole in the head!

Though I'm an honorary member of Mensa now
I'm going to try and keep up the pretence somehow!
Coz you buy my latest hits
Because you like my latex tits
And you're all trying hard to get inside my
Leotard leotard leotard

Oh England, my leotard...

Pamela Stephenson, born December 4, 1949 in Takapuna, Auckland is a psychologist, former actress and comedian, now resident in New York (Married to Billy Connolly).

The other 3 members of the 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' team at the end of this clip are:

Rowan Atkinson
Mel Smith
Griff Rhys Jones

For Kate fans, note the bow and arrow reference by Mel and right at the end, 'Wow, It's Incredible, Amazing' silently mouthed by Pamela.