Getting a vid in the top 15? That's ka-blammo!

Getting added to a playlist? That's ka-blammo!

Dying in the queue? Not ka-blammo!

Ka-blammo!

You just won the lottery - that's Ka-blammo!
You kissed Shannon Dohortey - that's Ka-blammo!
You joined a sorority - that's Ka-blammo!
You lied about the lottery - not Ka-blammo!

You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball,
you gave him your number- he gave you a call.
He told you to meet him on the corner at eight,
You met him at nine- that's right, you were late!
You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missed!
Fred Segal's a star and you cold dissed!
His pimpin' ass, coolin' ass, mack ass building,
with diggity ivy on the wall but not around the lettering,
you dissed fred segal, and everybody knows!
ha ha ha ha ha - you're not Ka-blammo!

The doc disses your arties- that's Ka-blammo!
Your mouthwash is gargley - that's Ka-blammo!
Your water is watery - that's Ka-blammo!
I majored in Pottery - not Ka-blammo!

You're chillin' with your dudes and they stab you in the face,
on the way to the hospital you're bleeding all over the place,
your leg is amputated cos you've got gangrene,
and then you get cancer and you die in your teens!
but then this pretty girl, who you've always really liked
shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing

Your jello is wobbly - that's Ka-blammo!
You met Hugo Godvery (?) - that's Ka-blammo!
You're Harlem Globetrottery - that's Ka-blammo!
You watch the disorderlies - not Ka-blammo!

When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is,
and you're sure to be fired because that's your job.
when a mole is in your ass, and you wonder where the mole is,
you're screwed man, cos there's a mole in your ass... Job!
the meaning of life is revealed to you,
and all of the drinks are english brew
your whim is the word of the people on earth
but the whole mole in the ass thing is haunting you... Earth!

When your fluids are bodily- that's Ka-blammy!
What happened to Ka-blammo? I mean Ka-blammo!
Good, that's better - that's Ka-blammy!
Wait, I'm confused... we said Ka-blammo!

HARD!

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