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If you ever want to see Jesus again, clean up after your dog

submitted by arvana

1 decade 7 years 4 weeks ago

[UPDATE] Apparently the Jesus has been returned, and it was swiped by a family member -- no further explanation was given. Funny!

11 Comments

*requeueinate!

Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Sunday, January 20th, 2008 5:00am PST - requeue requested by submitter arvana.

Man, wiener,poopy,and Jesus in the same news cast is #1 material people?! All these folks involved in bringing the story to you are completely insane!??

upvote for "poopie"

it was supposed to read "clean the poopie off of your wiener" I guess these Jesus freaks are also into anal.

videosiftbannedme

Jesus held ransom over dogshit. You just can't make that up.

Thanks arvana, that just made my night!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'jesus, kidnapping, wiener, dog, poo, crap, droppings' to 'jesus, kidnapping, wiener, dog, poo, crap, droppings, young person word lines' - edited by calvados

fissionchips

The news has never been more absurd.

holy shit

therealblankman

>> ^fissionchips:
The news has never been more absurd.

What's more absurd is that she must have called the news to seek their help getting Jesus back.

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