that's such an old joke! usually it's a dog running away for days and days...

Old but still great.

such strange delivery..part emo phillips, minus the squeak. interesting how the "about to laugh" think makes the audience laugh

Interesting in the same way as watching a dog take a shit. Nothing turns my stomach like people pretending that something is making them laugh. This guy made this shit up. He's said it dozens if not hundreds of times in front of an audience already. I don't understand how you can react positively to that kind of obvious manipulation. I've been complaining about this a lot in Daily Show threads lately, as well as SNL posts from the Jimmy Fallon days, where every funny skit was ruined by the performers PRETENDING to crack themselves up to elicit more laughter from the audience.

MAKES MJE FUCKING SICK!