How to be a Phony Douche

Ok so allow me first to explain the "Faggot" tag. This is the kinda thing Louis CK talks about. Now none of these men are gay or acting in a gay way, and neither is a voice over guy. However they're all Faggots, when put in the proper context it's the correct word to use for these phony douchebags.

Guys that pay $2500 ($3500 with bike rental) to act like men, and talk about being men and doing manly things outside with a motorcycle and being manly and men-like together while followed by a fucking catering truck!

I'm sorry I didn't think this would happen but, men are fucking dead. Tyler Durden has his brains blown out, we're all considered fucking pussies and that's the end of it. If this is what a man is supposed to be, a rich douche faggot with perfect hair and designer stubble with $300 sunglasses and a man hobbie kit given to him by people he's overpaying than fuck this I'm turning in my man card.

I had to post this just so I don't ever lose it. Men are an endangered species.
erikwdavissays...

Yep, these guys are fools. But dude - trying to reclaim 'faggot' in this way seems less than useless. Unnecessary to make your point, which is that these guys are willing to spend an inordinate amount of money to claim some sort of idealized 'masculinity.' Consider that your use of the word 'faggot' and comment that 'men are dead' does much the same thing. Men are men - there're lots of different types of us. These guys are fools not because they fail to meet an idealized 'masculinity,' but because they are desperately chasing that masculinity in the silliest, most helpless way possible.

Those comments aside - a good find.

chingalerasays...

Yogi, I wholeheartedly agree with your overall observation and appreciated the indulgence with the stereotypes. Gals can all agree, guys today (even you yourself by mere presence within the epoch) are men-like creatures in unfamiliar skin-suits, fish out of the water they have allowed to be fabricated for themselves by whoM??..
-Other men-like, fleshapoids more influential and powerful a douchebaggering force than they themselves, determined to whittle a new breed of useful stock for future indulgences...

Real men exist inside every male. Real women, too!

...these guys are total cock-bags!! )

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