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Futurama - The Art of Attracting Women

submitted by rasch187

1 decade 6 years 6 months 1 week ago

Fry gives Dr. Zoidberg a crash course.

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alien_concept

This is great, scarily spot on, considering he's a lobster...

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And it's a *parody of Cyrano de Bergerac as well.

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"Ugh, it's all so complicated with the flowers and romance and lies upon lies!"

An excellent episode. My favorite piece of dialogue from this one, however, is:
Zoidberg: "I'm confused Fry. I'm feeling things I've never felt before. Is it love when you care about the female for reasons beyond mating?"
Fry: Nope, must be some weird alien emotion."

Another good one from this episode: "Soon I will be depositing my male jelly in the cloacal vent of a female... if you catch my drift"

>> ^gwiz665:
Another good one from this episode: "Soon I will be depositing my male jelly in the cloacal vent of a female... if you catch my drift"

I do, doctor, I do.

you gotta wait for the third date before asking to mate!? Why didnt anyone tell me!? >:-(

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