For sale: one English village

Mar 15 - An entire village in southern England is up for grabs complete with manor house, local shop and cricket club.
Edeotsays...

I know exactly what I'd do if I ever bought a town. I'd start up a crime lottery. Certain arbitrary, overly specific infractions would be met with an unreasonable punishment. But these laws wouldn't be recorded anywhere - they're kept secret.

So in practice:

Officer: "You there! Stop!"

Citizen: "Excuse me?"

Officer: "You've won!"

Citizen: "Won what?"

Officer: "You've just been caught watering your garden of tulips while whistling the Ghostbusters theme on a Wednesday afternoon. You've won 30 years of incarceration for your entire family as well as 300 lashings!"

Citizen: "Oh my sweet gerbils, no! I didn't even know that was a law!"

/scene

Also every Thursday would be "Do a jumping jack at every intersection" day.

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