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Edeotsays...I know exactly what I'd do if I ever bought a town. I'd start up a crime lottery. Certain arbitrary, overly specific infractions would be met with an unreasonable punishment. But these laws wouldn't be recorded anywhere - they're kept secret.
So in practice:
Officer: "You there! Stop!"
Citizen: "Excuse me?"
Officer: "You've won!"
Citizen: "Won what?"
Officer: "You've just been caught watering your garden of tulips while whistling the Ghostbusters theme on a Wednesday afternoon. You've won 30 years of incarceration for your entire family as well as 300 lashings!"
Citizen: "Oh my sweet gerbils, no! I didn't even know that was a law!"
/scene
Also every Thursday would be "Do a jumping jack at every intersection" day.
Sketchsays...Can I get a sub-prime loan so I can buy it? Oh yeah, this is a great time to invest in AN ENTIRE VILLAGE!
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