Fire in the hole! - Pirates

Trailer for the porn you all want to see, but don't know it yet.

A version has been cut with absolutely no porn in it, and I quote cracked: "Can't stand when impossibly beautiful women ruin bad acting and sub-par special effects by taking their clothes off? This is the film for you."
spoco2says...

Have seen about half of this film... the captain is actually really good at the whole cock (tee hee) sure James T Kirk thing.

As is usually the case with these sorts of things you don't really watch them for the story, even with your significant other... so when the story bits drag on it's a bit tiresome.

I don't know whether there exists such adult movies, but what would be great is not just a quick collection of sex scenes, not a movie with exhaustive story sections, but one which has short, but scene setting lead ins to its sex, so you have a nice build up to each scene, and some context to make it all work better... but not so much that you're wondering why you just didn't watch a mainstream movie instead!

EDDsays...

I may have upvoted this if I'd seen any connection to the almighty space captain Zapp (as seen in the tags). Cause now you got me over-excited and in the end - nothin'
I suppose that smug porn 'actor' with that enormous chin (i.e. Fabio) was the one you had in mind, yes? Or was it that skinny blonde dude with dreads that yelled "Fire in the hole"?

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