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technabobsays...Man, this is a childhood favorite. I quote it ALL the time!
fireflysays...So do I, unfortunately none of my friends know what the heck I'm talking about!
k8_fansays...I first heard this on the Johnny Carson show told by Orson Bean sometime back in the 70s. It's a classic, but it all depends on the telling (like "The Aristocrats"). This is, without a doubt, the worst telling I've ever heard.
But it does remind me of this parrot a photographer friend had. The parrot had learned the proper response to a particular stimuli - when the phone rang, the parrot would shriek "I'LL GET IT!"
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siftbotsays...This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by bareboards2.
The duration of this video has been updated from unknown to 59 secs - length declared by bareboards2.
siftbotsays...Awarding BoneRemake with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.
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