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Don Henry - Dinosaur, Schminosaur

submitted by ninewest

1 decade 4 years 9 months 3 weeks ago

Dinosaur, Schminosaur
Thank God the world is flat again
Don’t have to worry anymore
They’re burning Darwin in the park at ten
Can you attend?
We’ll send him back to hell
Copernicus is well
Raise our fists and yell, “We’re number one!”
And have some righteous fun

DNA, schmyNA
Life is but a miracle
Performed in seven days
Give or take a day or so
To rest, you know
Adam, Eve, Cain, and Abel
Moses in a stable
And two thousand years of holy roller wars
But not an honorable mention
Of evolving or dissention
Not a single solitary super cool or ordinary
Dinosaur, Schminosaur

Isaac Newton, Schmisaac Newton
Albert Einstein, Schmalbert Einstein
Galileo, Schmalileo
All that I have left to say-o
Dinosaur, Schminosaur
Who revealed your depravity?
Oh, how happy we will soar
When they repeal the laws of gravity
It had to be
How could we learn to think
Or bring us to the brink
Of thermonuclear war in our time
Without intelligent design?
So take that in your fat fossil behind
Dinosaur, Schminosaur