Ahhhh the candidates this election. This is comedy gold. Nothing like your campaign being derailed by a nutjob like Shirley McLane discussing your UFO sightings.

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Nothing like your campaign being derailed by a nutjob like Shirley MacLane discussing your UFO sightings.

Don't blame Shirley or the aliens, the hippie assclown is his own worst enemy, but I respect DK more than the other lefty candidates because he's honest about his socialist follies while the other Democrats all try to hide who they really are.

Yeah. Fuck all these people.

What a fucking circus.

Its wierd how certain superstitions can lose you the election while others are a requirement. I move to hear an entire debate on Science, philosophy and superstition, and I want questions like "Do you REALLY believe, based on 3rd party accounts from an highly ignorant era, that a jewish carpenter rose from the dead?" or "Whats your stance on improving education and preventing us from raising a generation of ignorants?" "How about exploring space some more?"

Yeah, we believe in the virgin birth and the bodily resurrection of Jesus, but don't mention the aliens.

Fucking circus is right.

Everybody has seen flying objects that they couldn't or didn't identify. So what? He's not saying he saw aliens.