Even if I weren't a Bowie fan, that's pretty childish.

You could do something similar on Hilary Duff, for crying out loud.

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A documentary on David Bowie's teeth. I don't know why I was so entranced by that ...

Wow, they showed some real restraint by not mentioning that huge unsightly stain on Bowie's balls.

You ain't kidding! I would hope a 3-part HBO miniseries is in the works to fully delve into the issue until no pube has been left unturned!

Celebrity teeth, while extremely interesting and worthy of a *great* deal of speculation and analysis, pale in comparison with body parts closer to where the food actually exits the specimen in question! Speaking of questions: when will someone have the journalistic integrity to shove an endoscope up Bowie's ass to find out how he *really* digests his meals and infuses them with his precious bodily fluids? I really wanna know and I won't sleep well until I find out, dammit.

A veritable polyp of celebrity-worship cancer, if ever I've seen one.

Looking Major Tom in the molars.

Could the artistry of David Bowie be tied somehow to the appearance of his teeth? That appears to be the subtext of the video. I find it interesting that Rolling Stone’s Alan Light feels that after Bowie cranked out not only Ziggy Stardust, but Hunky Dory, Low, Station to Station, etc., the one thing “holding him back” was a self-consciousness about his teeth. Hmm, by that logic…did cosmetic surgery beget Tin Machine?!