Countdown - McCain in the Membrane

This is directed toward the author, whoever that is.

I believe in a sovereign God who sometimes gives us what we deserve.
<buzz> Wrong.

I believe Muslims are our enemies.
<buzz> Wrong.

I believe in life. A baby is not just a fetus, but a living being no matter where it resides.
<buzz> Wrong. You're not a living being until you're in my address book.

I believe there is a good reason for the death penalty.
<ding> Correct.

I believe in fiscal responsibility, for the government and for us.
<ding> Correct.

I believe the government is way too big and rife with greed and corruption.
<ding> Correct.

I believe in the truth. People believe lies because it's much easier than finding the truth.
<ding> Correct. See your point number one.

I believe in personal responsibility. That includes spanking your children.
<ding> Correct.

I believe American women should raise their own children and American men should be men enough to pay for children they've produced.
<ding> Correct.

I believe a man and woman make marriage. Period.
<buzz> Wrong. Gays are people too.

I believe in America first and foremost and we ought to take care of our own people, our own land, and illegal aliens should go home.
<buzz> Wrong. Too provincial.

I believe in guns and knowing how to use them properly.
<ding> Correct. Except they shouldn't be so easy to get.

I believe war is a fact of life and we should always win.
<buzz> Wrong. War is not a "fact of life." Blair, Mindy, and Tootie are facts of life.

I believe in lower taxes. I know how to spend money better than Congress any day of the week.
<ding> Correct. The first part anyway. What's your credit card balance? Then we'll talk.

I believe in voter ID.
<ding> Correct.

I believe there is a moderate and a socialist in this election.
<buzz> Wrong. On both items.

I agree with a two-party system,
<buzz> Wrong. The two-party system is killing our political process. The founding fathers knew this.

...but Obama isn't a messiah
<ding> Correct.

...or a democrat.
<buzz> Wrong.

He's a Muslim socialist.
<buzz> Wrong. Take a listen to McCain's 2000 town hall meetings and you'll discover the truth that you value: that McCain also wished to spread the wealth.