And that's how kids turn to vampirism.

Butters and his father are one of the best comedy duos in the South Park world.

He reminds me of my dad and his stupid reasoning and antics. Like hiding my skateboard and/or bike to make me think that somebody stole it because it left was outside for 20 minutes. The only one I had to worry about taking my shit was him.

Or him getting mad about me leaving a couple of cookies left in the container. But he never had a minimum number of cookies for me to leave that was acceptable. For example if there were 8 cookies left, and I wanted 3, he'd yell that I only left 5 in the bag. If there were 3 and I only wanted 1, I'd be yelled at for leaving 2. And why was I only allowed to have one open box of cereal at a time? Can't switch off days?

Well I showed him because now I leave my car windows down with keys in the ignition, keep empty bags of cookies in the pantry for weeks, and open many boxes of cereals at a time only to have most of it go bad!

Ok, well I gotta go see my therapist, bye...

As someone who was engaged to Bill Gates' organizational psychologist's nanny, I got a kick out of this video.

Yes, he had an organizational psychologist. Her pantries were alphabetized.