Ah, Bob Sapp: setting back MMA's public image, one fight at a time.

Things to keep an eye out for in this clip:
1. Bob Sapp running away in circles and balling up, cartoon-style, while his opponent wails on him.
"Footwork? What the hell is footwo - OH GOD DADDY NO MORE PLEASE NO"

2. Bob Sapp trying to make an impossible combination submission of three different leg locks, and not getting a single one right.
"Near-side shin blocking for a heel hook, near-side leg crossing for a straight ankle lock. Or was it the other way around? ....can I do a toe hold from here? Dammit, I should have paid attention in all those poreresu classes."

3. Bob Sapp laying head-forward while his opponent kicks him in his massive skull.
"Spin to guard? OUCH! What, you mean - OUCH! - pretend I'm a security guard? OUCH! Stop kicking me!"

4. Bob Sapp playing with dolls.
"Medication? Fuck medication, I'm in control! RARRARARARGHHHH"

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Bob Sapp may suck at a fighter, but i still admire him for the amount of muscles he has. Next to Mike Tyson, he makes Tyson look like a rag doll (though Tyson can obviously beat him up).

Jesus, that guy is intimidating as hell before you watch the video.

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