I'm definitely forwarding this to my Bass clef cronies.

My favourite bumper sticker:

"Like the rest of the band, you're following the bass guitarist."

Hear about the bass guitarist who locked his keys in the car? Took him an hour to get the drummer out.

How do you know if there's a drummer at your door?

Because he never knows when to come in.

What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Some bassists resent the term 'Bass Guitar' because a bass is not a guitar in the same way that a tuba is not a trumpet. It would be like calling a guitar a bass ukulele, which would instantly cut a guitarist's sex life in half (unless they are Hawaiian). *promote

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^NOW I know why my ex-wife called me her "little ukulele."

You know how to tell if the stage is level?

The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

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