Hey sport, here's a thought from the old school crew
A serious situation we all go through
It deals with your feelins, so hear what I say
It's like a day when nothing seems to go your way
Bust this, two people, they really like each other
He says their's no one else
And she claims there is no other
The feelins the same, and you receive a notion
To reveal your inner thoughts and deeply hidden emotions

Precious times, hopin they won't end
Tell your mother bout your lover
also your best friend
Ya mighty proud while your holdin their hand
Boys, yea that's my woman, and girls, yeah that's my man
This person brings a certain warmth to your heart
And everything seems so great at the start
For she loves him, and he also loves her
And it's hard to turn back to who the person you were
But later on, problems start to occur
And the bond, which combines, y'all turns into a blur
For the feelins were the same, now here's the score
You love them to much, and they don't love you anymore
Is your attitude a number
Or because your not bein true
Or maybe they're just plain sick of seein you
Word, now it might seem strange
You better take hints quick, and make the right change

See just when you swore the ball was rollin
They're gone and part of your hearts been stolen
get back on your feet with a hop and a skip
but no you'd rather go with this dead relationship
hangin around and buyin them stuff
you see them every darn day yet don't see them enoug
you follow them around and they claim your hawkin
when conversation comes you do all the talkin
not to mention attention, we all need a bit
beind your back their say yea he's all up in my
they're gtin sick of you and quite annonyed
and if you had plans for the future they're now destroyed
you saw what was happenin and you still let it
and if you ever let him make love to you girls you can forget it
sweetheart you been caught
an it'll spread around town faster then you thought
then breakup time an you receve the word
yo this is from the heart and I know that part hurts
get over it from now on don't take short slick
if its not true love you shouldn't deal with it
just think of your future and what is to come
and pay attention to the words in this song
they go

Bob's your uncle:

"Loch Lomond" -- Scottish traditional

1. O whither away, my bonnie May,
Sae late and sae dark in the gloamin'?
The mist gathers gray o'er moorland and brae.
O whither sae far are ye roamin'?

I trysted my ain love last night in the broom,
My Donald wha loves me sae dearly.
For the morrow he will march for Edinburgh toon,
Tae fecht for his king and Prince Charlie.

Chorus:
O, ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road,
An' I'll be in Scotland afore ye.
For me and my true love will never meet again
By the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Loch Lomond.

2. O braw Charlie Stewart, dear true, true heart,
Wha could refuse thee protection?
Like the weeping birk on the wild hillside,
How gracefu' he looked in dejection.

O, weel may I weep for yestre'en in my sleep.
We lay bride and bridegroom together.
But his touch and his breath were cold as the death,
And his hairtsblood ran red in the heather.
Chorus:

3. As dauntless in battle as tender in love,
He'd yield ne'er a foot tae the foeman.
But never again frae the fields o' the slain
Tae his Moira will he come by Loch Lomond.

The thistle may bloom, the king hae his ain,
And fond lovers will meet in the gloamin'.
And me and my true love will yet meet again
Far above the bonnie banks o Loch Lomond.
Chorus:

http://ingeb.org/songs/byyonbon.html

"Loch Lomond" -- Scottish traditional

1. By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes,
Where the sun shines bright on Loch Lomond.
Where me and my true love were ever wont to gae
On the bonnie, bonnie banks O' Loch Lomond.

Refrain:
O ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road,
An' I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks O' Loch Lomond.

2. 'Twas there that we parted in yon shady glen,
On the steep, steep side O' Ben Lomon',
Where in purple hue the Hieland hills we view,
An' the moon comin' out in the gloamin'
Refrain:

3. The wee birdies sing and the wild flow'rs spring,
And in sunshine the waters are sleepin';
But the broken heart it kens nae second spring,
Tho' the waefu' may cease frae their greetin'.
Refrain:

http://ingeb.org/songs/byyonbon.html

it gets worse and worse, that i can promise

part 2 Eric and Quiche http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixLW_1nAeF8
part 3 the seabase and true love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceDiM61BNb0
part 4 soapy nights http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy8Xlx0b7CY
part 5 dreaming of her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHYTh8Uu498

seems like you can turn on the high quality for all these now. the final parts will be online now, and if i can make it happen: the last episode on new years eve

anyone know how to make a youtube playlist with high quality set to "on"?

and this film is NSFW for ugly displays of male nudity

I declared myself “The Rogue Poet” back in 1990 when I got serious about writing.

I'm in my forties. My life has been half cursed and half blessed. My parents divorced when I was very young, and it was a very violent situation. My mother remarried a cowboy and I had to stop her from taking a knife to him one night when he came home drunk, stinking of pussy and perfume. A few years later I had to pull him off of my mom's back when he tried to strangle her. They finally divorced.

When I was thirteen, a little boy died in my arms. Actually, I kept him alive long enough to place him in his mother's arms and watch him take his last breath. I was covered with his blood head to toe, and I can still remember the taste of it in my mouth.

I rolled and totally demolished a Chevy Nova when I was sixteen and walked away without a scratch. “My Sharona” was playing on the radio as I watched the world do flip flops through the passenger's side window. My mom and my girlfriend at the time said they could see a hand mark in the middle of my back which lasted a couple of days.

I was stalked by somebody, or somebodies, back in the ninties and it left me a little scarred, emotionally and psychologically. As a result, there are very few people that I trust enough to get close to now, hence my roguish ways.

I had a near-death experience in 1994 and I could sense a presense in my room. It talked to me. I don't know who or what it was; I forgot to ask its name, but it saluted me and left when my body turned the corner and I started to come back to life. The next day, something happened that explained to me that I had to experience that near fatality for some strange reason concerning my future.

I have known true love. It is magical. I knew it twice, with two wonderful girls that I met in my early twenties, but life got in our way. We parted, and I never fell in love again. But I have hopes.

I have been very fortunate in other respects.

I can be a real pain in the neck sometimes, and I even drive myself crazy, but over all, I think that most people consider me to be a stand up dude.

If there was ever a time that I wished there was not enough oxygen in the universe to give someone enough opportunity to voice such an idiotic, misinformed, blatantly homophobic statement, that time would be now.

Gay people choose to be gay as much as I choose to be straight, which is not at all. It's just a feeling you get, when you understand attraction of the sexes. But to find true love, and be denied the chance to express your love in signing a declaration of life-long commitment, just because someone's god wrote some book thousands of years ago, stating that your love that he gave you is wrong? That is utterly ridiculous, and profoundly shameful.

awwww it's true love.

Nothing in those "myths" can really be proven, because they are generalized ideas about a personal issue. That being said, I'd still like to answer them.

1. The issue is not whether or not porn cultivates a good relationship; it shouldn't need to do that. In some circumstances it could possibly add to a relationship, but that depends on the mentality of the people involved. In any event, if porn is a crutch for your relationship, the relationship has been over for a long time.

2. I don't know who watches porn for the aesthetics, but they need serious mental help if they do.

3. This is an extremely flimsy premise upon which to judge a subject. I'm not sure what negative means in this context, because porn affects people just as differently as a painting in a museum. I may just be a moral relativist, but I don't see how anybody could clearly outline this objectively.

4. Some of them do, and some of them don't. If a woman has a low IQ and double-D tits, maybe she likes the idea of driving her sports car to her mansion after a day of fucking on film, instead of busing tables at a diner for her apartment rent. I know I can't blame her. And the part about men respecting them...most of the porn stars probably don't care one bit. Maybe some of them are stronger than that, and don't need a man's respect to feel justified. Maybe some porn stars are strong feminists.

5. Once again, this is grasping for ideas outside of the necessary framework of a relationship. If a man has thoughts of being unfaithful, porn is not going to satisfy those urges. That's like saying I want to cheat on my math test, but instead I'll just watch a video of someone cheating on a math test. Not the same thing in the slightest degree. Cheating men cheat, regardless of the circumstances.

6. As if women are seduced into the line of work, only to find out they were horribly wrong and now have no hope of escape from this torturous prison of sexual slavery? Change the word "women" to "men", and this "myth" sounds ludicrous. Actually, it sounds ludicrous anyway. Oh, and what does the word "valuable" mean? How do we value value?

7. Just a regurgitation of number 5.

8. Who cares if women are empowered by porn? I'm a man and I've never felt empowered by my line of work. I've felt demeaned and enslaved, hollow and used. But never empowered.

9. Some people do, and that is their choice. It's also their choice to go to the ER after being unable to retrieve an object from an orifice. Porn is a fantasy, unless it's applied to real life. Just like a movie where a man interrupts the wedding of his one true love to steal her away from the heartless man she is about to marry. In reality, that gets you arrested for stalking. so yes, porn is a fantasy. But we must watch how we translate it into reality. If two consenting adults choose to do indescribable things to each other, that's their fun. And if one of them feels uncomfortable doing something, it is the other's responsibility to understand their need and find a solution that is equitable for both parties involved. No means no.

On a personal note, I don't really have a view of porn, either for or against. It serves a purpose for many people, and that is their deal, not mine.

^I agree, but the instrumental press is the true love making music.

The production values of this track are quite bad..

Lyrics:

"Unexpected lovers"

How can there be no love
No feeling of passion too
The way we were dancin' love
How could it be I'm through

We dance the night together
Until the morning light
Baby do you remember
The music in our eyes?

Such an enchanting evening
A lovers romantic night
The moon and stars are leavin'
The sea was glowing bright

We spend the night together
Until the morning light
Baby do you remember
The music in our eyes?

We were unexpected lovers
Not just ordinary lovers
Sharing unexpected love
My true love
(2x)

We love like no other lovers
like no other lovers do
The way we kissed each other
And help each other too

We spend the night together
Until the morning light
Baby do you remember
The music in our eyes?

(video is cut off here..)

When will we ever love again
And share another night
Should we ever meet again
To love each other right

We spend the night together
Until the morning light
Baby do you remember
The music in our eyes?

We were unexpected lovers
Not just ordinary lovers
Sharing unexpected love
My true love
(2x)

quality is key, one monkey's vine is another one's bell-rope.....wandering into the church after hours with a bottle of scotch, and some true love for her parishiners....

don't take it personally, or do, these are trifling matters, in the grand schemata....

I remember somebody told me I should watch that movie. Thinking it was a chick flick I told them to fuck off and let me eat my spaghetti-O's in peace. Later a girl, using vagina power, talked me into watching a movie with her so I suggested "True Romance" (since its the only chick flick I could think of). To my surprise, the movie turned out to be AWESOME. It was like a chick flick for guys...or like an action film for girls. The theme of chivalry and true love spiked with violence, sex and drugs. Well done...well done indeed.

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