Something about farts and cookies, I think.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
you won the bet, but i don't remember the wager anymore. i think i was stoned when we placed the bet.

It's a good thing you like smoking crystal meth, because I like staying up late and feeling hyper. Let's overthrow Videosift's hierarchy and start a commune.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i like telling dirty jokes and i like smoking crystal meth, but mostly, i <3 you. In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Let's take our show to Vegas, where people appreciate humor and various venereal diseases.

Let's take our show to Vegas, where people appreciate humor and various venereal diseases.

Really? Fucking really? You hobble me for what, exactly? Not bowing down before your lesbian mantle and begging for forgiveness for being born a man? Thanks a lot, Gonorrheabea.

Watching some good friends screaming, "Let me out!"

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
it's the terror of knowing what this world is about

I was using imaginary sarcasm, dear. Now come inside and we'll read to the kids.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
what? i want an imaginary divorce.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Our family obeys authority without question, because all authority is put into place to help us. We do not need to think, we only need to follow.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
thats a fucking act of aggression! how dare you disrespect my authority!!!!!! KOWTOWING TO AUTHORITY IS THE GROWN UP ADULT MAN THINGS TO DO ANYTHING THATS NOT SUBMISSIVE TO MY AUTHORITY IS JUVENILE AND DESERVES COMMENTARY FROM THE INTERNET CHIDING YOU FOR YOUR IDIOCY!!!!!!!!!!!

we are videosift. we are proto fascists.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I want to blow bubbles in your face. Don't be angry.

Our family obeys authority without question, because all authority is put into place to help us. We do not need to think, we only need to follow.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
thats a fucking act of aggression! how dare you disrespect my authority!!!!!! KOWTOWING TO AUTHORITY IS THE GROWN UP ADULT MAN THINGS TO DO ANYTHING THATS NOT SUBMISSIVE TO MY AUTHORITY IS JUVENILE AND DESERVES COMMENTARY FROM THE INTERNET CHIDING YOU FOR YOUR IDIOCY!!!!!!!!!!!

we are videosift. we are proto fascists.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I want to blow bubbles in your face. Don't be angry.

I want to blow bubbles in your face. Don't be angry.

Are you going to take a dump straight into the container, or pull a fresh loaf from the toilet and place it in the Rubbermaid? These are the questions that are pertinent to any good conversation. Also, I want to make a retard baby with you.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
sure, and ill be sure to save some of this dump i'm going to take later in a tupperware container for the occasion. i hope you like leftovers as much as you like sloppy seconds.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I want to touch the inside of your butthole. Lunch?

I want to touch the inside of your butthole. Lunch?

I'm glad my boredom can generate blood flow in your gargantuan Internet wang.
In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
your trolling gives me an internet boner.

How's it going, Ruby?

If I had the key to my shackles, I'd gladly leave them behind. It's too bad I'm a slave to the whims of a VideoSifting hierarchy bent on hegemonic disenfranchisement of the minions. Trampled under foot, I am.

I smell cottage cheese.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
sugar toots,
you can't keep those cuffs on this long...
they're fun when the lights go down and stuff, but all day everyday, its just fucking weird.
and besides they're chaffing your wrists raw, which is gonna be bad news for you after you pull your fists out of my yeast-frothing vagina.

I'm sorry I brought the spicy rolls. I didn't see this note before I left for work. I'll make sure to clean up the bathroom after we're done having lackadaisical missionary sex. And after I'm done crying. Lurv you, baby cakes.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
alright, but if you have to put it in my butt again, lets not get the spicy pizza rolls.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I didn't give you the clap, that was brain. I gave you diarrhea and a prolapsed rectum, remember?

I was thinking we'd get some pizza rolls and watch Hot Shots: Part Deux.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
did you make enough sandwiches to afford a movie?
and have you finished your round of antibiotics? i dont want to catch the clap again like last time.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
So do you want dinner and a movie, or do you just want me to bone you tonight? XOXO

I didn't give you the clap, that was brain. I gave you diarrhea and a prolapsed rectum, remember?

I was thinking we'd get some pizza rolls and watch Hot Shots: Part Deux.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
did you make enough sandwiches to afford a movie?
and have you finished your round of antibiotics? i dont want to catch the clap again like last time.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
So do you want dinner and a movie, or do you just want me to bone you tonight? XOXO