fetch...

...a paper towel

I would prefer Tara in the shower with me rather than the paper towels. We could join forces and stop the mirrors steaming up. Hmm, actually, that probably wouldn't work..

Oh, I will squirt alright. Paper towels turn me on so much! Upvote for paper towels.

Sorry, Noodles is what I say to mean "Cool." It is really making people say "WTF?" I love doing that to people. I have a vid of As Good As It Get's in my unsifted, and that's where I got the idea from. The towels and rootbeer, that was Weird Al. The far-away land was Link...

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Lol noodles, a towel and rootbeer? haha
In reply to this comment by Lawdeedaw:
I was messing with you. I was hinting that I was Link, but it has been a long day.
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Lol what? I see Link...
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>> ^MarineGunrock:
I love you for your avatar.

Thanks. It's me back when I was in a far away land--the air smelled like warm rootbeer and the towels were pretty damn fluffy. All and all a noodle of a time.
: (I just got off work and boy was it a long, 12 hour day.)

Lol noodles, a towel and rootbeer? haha

In reply to this comment by Lawdeedaw:
I was messing with you. I was hinting that I was Link, but it has been a long day.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Lol what? I see Link...

In reply to this comment by Lawdeedaw:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
I love you for your avatar.


Thanks. It's me back when I was in a far away land--the air smelled like warm rootbeer and the towels were pretty damn fluffy. All and all a noodle of a time.

: (I just got off work and boy was it a long, 12 hour day.)

I was messing with you. I was hinting that I was Link, but it has been a long day.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Lol what? I see Link...

In reply to this comment by Lawdeedaw:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
I love you for your avatar.


Thanks. It's me back when I was in a far away land--the air smelled like warm rootbeer and the towels were pretty damn fluffy. All and all a noodle of a time.

: (I just got off work and boy was it a long, 12 hour day.)

Lol what? I see Link...

In reply to this comment by Lawdeedaw:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
I love you for your avatar.


Thanks. It's me back when I was in a far away land--the air smelled like warm rootbeer and the towels were pretty damn fluffy. All and all a noodle of a time.

: (I just got off work and boy was it a long, 12 hour day.)

>> ^MarineGunrock:
I love you for your avatar.


Thanks. It's me back when I was in a far away land--the air smelled like warm rootbeer and the towels were pretty damn fluffy. All and all a noodle of a time.

(I just got off work and boy was it a long, 12 hour day.)

Too fake. He takes the towel and one second later is completely dry and conveniently covered.

They can iron my towels any time.

"The animals instinctively clean their fur by taking dust baths, in which they roll around in special chinchilla dust made of fine pumice. In the wild their dust is formed from fine ground volcanic rocks. The dust gets into their fur and absorbs oil and dirt. These baths are needed a few times a week. Chinchillas do not bathe in water because the dense fur prevents air-drying, retaining moisture close to the skin, which can cause fungus growth or fur rot. A wet chinchilla must be dried immediately with towels and a no-heat hair dryer."

-I was curious.

This is completely unrealistic. Noone irons their towels!

Personally, when I see tatted up ladies in shorts dancing around the monument of a famous, old dead guy...I need a few moments alone. Calling the police is the last thing on my mind...more like calling for paper towels.

He always tried to hide his spoiled brat roots by filming himself out in the wild, sleeping in caves and strolling the mountainous countryside. I guess the lure of running water and warm towels was too great to resist.

"Now where did I put my mustache-towel?"