For this reason I did not place the sift in Comedy.

Also I think we all live with different levels of idiocy it is foolish to believe in perfection. >> ^sillma:

>> ^ctrlaltbleach:
Yes but are you calculating the numerous oh shits that can happen? I once did this same trick except on my hand and with a can of Bianca. I had done this trick many times before no problem I put the fire out but before I could notice it caught on fire again and burned my hand pretty badly.
>> ^robbersdog49:
Fire is only dangerus when you don't have any safety equipment. The fact that he could calmly and quickly put it out with the damp towel they had ready makes me think the eia channel probably isn't warranted.


Well, you're obviously more retarded than he is.
The vid itself lacks in funny.

>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

Yes but are you calculating the numerous oh shits that can happen? I once did this same trick except on my hand and with a can of Bianca. I had done this trick many times before no problem I put the fire out but before I could notice it caught on fire again and burned my hand pretty badly.
>> ^robbersdog49:
Fire is only dangerus when you don't have any safety equipment. The fact that he could calmly and quickly put it out with the damp towel they had ready makes me think the eia channel probably isn't warranted.



Well, you're obviously more retarded than he is.

The vid itself lacks in funny.

Yes but are you calculating the numerous oh shits that can happen? I once did this same trick except on my hand and with a can of Bianca. I had done this trick many times before no problem I put the fire out but before I could notice it caught on fire again and burned my hand pretty badly.
>> ^robbersdog49:

Fire is only dangerus when you don't have any safety equipment. The fact that he could calmly and quickly put it out with the damp towel they had ready makes me think the eia channel probably isn't warranted.

Fire is only dangerus when you don't have any safety equipment. The fact that he could calmly and quickly put it out with the damp towel they had ready makes me think the eia channel probably isn't warranted.

Yeah man, gotta get more fake outrage over this event that was probably staged and Seacrest was in on. Because people walk around on the red carpet with towels ready to be handed out. Let me mention you being "Fired" a few more times, because it helps pump up my show.

Trump......proof money doesn't bring happiness, but does bring ego.

DAMN YOU, TOWEL!! >:F

Well, this is what happens when you combine:
1) Training people to kill, and as such treat the enemy as subhuman as a way to handle doing that
2) Men who aren't that bright to begin with
3) Video games like COD etc. which have reduced warfare and killing to be 'fun', and teaching the correct response to a victory to be tea bagging or worse.

I guarantee that these men see the Taliban as less than human, and if asked if they'd piss on a member of their own troop's dead body they'd cry foul and say 'No man, that's disrespectful'. But think that it's ok here because these men were 'the enemy' and 'just towel heads'.

War is fucked on all these levels. It's people killing each other, it's making some people dead, and the alive a bit dead inside.

Fucked up.

I knew of

Double Dagger ... punky band from baltimore

LCD Soundsystem ... guy who runs DFA but LCD was bigger than his own label somehow.

REM ... duh

The White Stripes ... duh

Ludicra ... metal band from east bay that had a wicked female vocalist

The Stills ... fuck em

Ponytail ... some weirdo mathy band from baltimore that probably should not have had a vocalist at all.

and Sonic Youth. Had no idea Sonic Youth threw in the towel but knew that Thurston and Kim are getting divorced which is sad in and of itself.


All I know is that I did not see Lou Reed or Metallica on the list ... leaves me disappointed.

Yea there is also a similar method



you may hear cops refer to it as the "Shake and Bake" method

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Materials : 1 box of pseudo-ephedrine pills, 1 Cold-Compress pack, a bottle of lye crystals, 2 AA energizer lithium batteries, Coleman fuel, Iodized salt, sulfuric acid or Muriatic acid, 2 20oz bottles, coffee filters, a clear hose about 6 - 12" long, funnel, 2 Pint Mason jars, and lineman pliers.

first off, make sure your working in a clean and safe area. Clean both of the 20oz bottles with some paper towels and a clothes hanger, rinse with Coleman fuel, and repeat. You want the bottles to be clean as possible to make clean dope.

After you clean one bottle, use your funnel and one coffee filter and put 8 oz of Coleman fuel in the bottle. Then, using your lineman pliers, obtain the lithium metal from the batteries, tear them small balls and put them in your fuel. After you get both your lithium strips in, add 3 tablespoons of crushed Ammonia nitrate from the cold compress pack, and 3 tablespoons of lye crystals. Shake the bottle and get a reaction going. After you get a good reaction add your crushed pseudo-ephedrine and let it cook for 45 minutes to an hour. Burping the bottle when it get tight. refrain from shaking the bottle in the during the last 15 minutes of the cook.

Their should be a good amount of copper "b.b.s" floating with your lithium strips. this is a good sign your cook is close to finished. Clean out the mason jar you have ready, and use 3-4 filters to filter off your cook into the mason jar.

Now its time to make a smoke bottle, either using sulfuric acid or Muriatic acid. Clean the 20oz bottle like before, and make a hole in the cap big enough for your hose. if your using sulfuric acid, add 1 tablespoon of salt to the bottle and just a couple drops of sulfuric acid. If your using Muriatic acid, put 3-4 balls of aluminum foil in the bottle and a couple drops of Muriatic acid. Put the hose right above your fuel in the mason jar and watch the dope drop.

Hit it with the smoke a couple times and stir it up until it doesn't drop anymore, then filter this into another mason jar, and you got your first pull in the filter. dry it out and test it. then take the fuel you poured off and put it back in the cook bottle. cook it for about 30 minutes and try for a second pull.

You should yield about a gram, to a gram and a half of Methamphetamine.
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That's the shake and bake for easy meth in a bottle, you can make it in an old soda bottle.

You can't replace Jesus with Thor..Jesus is a real person. Thor didn't die for your sins, or do things like this:

John 13

It was just before the Passover Feast. Jesus knew that the time had come for him to leave this world and go to the Father. Having loved his own who were in the world, he now showed them the full extent of his love.

The evening meal was being served, and the devil had already prompted Judas Iscariot, son of Simon, to betray Jesus. Jesus knew that the Father had put all things under his power, and that he had come from God and was returning to God; so he got up from the meal, took off his outer clothing, and wrapped a towel around his waist. After that, he poured water into a basin and began to wash his disciples’ feet, drying them with the towel that was wrapped around him.

He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash my feet?”

Jesus replied, “You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand.”

“No,” said Peter, “you shall never wash my feet.”

Jesus answered, “Unless I wash you, you have no part with me.”

“Then, Lord,” Simon Peter replied, “not just my feet but my hands and my head as well!”

Jesus answered, “A person who has had a bath needs only to wash his feet; his whole body is clean. And you are clean, though not every one of you.” For he knew who was going to betray him, and that was why he said not every one was clean.

When he had finished washing their feet, he put on his clothes and returned to his place. “Do you understand what I have done for you?” he asked them. “You call me ‘Teacher’ and ‘Lord,’ and rightly so, for that is what I am. Now that I, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also should wash one another’s feet. I have set you an example that you should do as I have done for you. 16I tell you the truth, no servant is greater than his master, nor is a messenger greater than the one who sent him. Now that you know these things, you will be blessed if you do them.

>> ^ChaosEngine:
@shinyblurry, read your post out loud. Replace every instance of the work "jesus" with the word "thor". Still sound like a good argument?

Cats have an extremely high pain tolerance, especially when it comes to heat. They say if your cat acts like he's in pain, he's really in pain.

A friend of mine from years ago had a cat that jumped up next to the (gas) stove while it was on and accidentally put his tail in the flame. Within seconds the fire had spread up his tail and back (like a flaming skunk stripe) but he sat there cleaning himself like nothing was wrong. They wrapped him in a dish towel to smother the flame. He had minor burns on his skin but he came out fine.

The soles of my feet are all sweaty now. Excuse me while I go towel off my extremeties.

The not-as-good fighter loses. Race irrelevant.

I'm sure there's many an Irish stevedore with no martial arts training who'd lay Twinkletoes out like a towel on the beach.