Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
Hello?
What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, it’s happenin’.
But first my hunger pains are stickin’ like duct tape.
Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery’s got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where’s the movie playin’?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That’s a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHERF***
It’s the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater’s over-priced.
You’ve got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don’t want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I’ll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin’ like she never seen a $10 before.
It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and I’m ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what we’re handlin’.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic.
We’re bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…
the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia

Tags for this video have been changed from 'hot rod, hwiskey, whiskey, safe word' to 'hot rod, hwiskey, whiskey, safe word, street luge, andy samberg' - edited by my15minutes

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Andy Samberg is clearly reading, or doesn't like looking at people when they talk to him. Either or

I thought it was so ridiculous that it was funny from the beginning. It's possible I was just getting delirious due to the late hour.

In reply to this comment by spoco2:
It's funny... he's playing the whole thing very nicely, that had to have been before the clip of him in SNL, because, well, he's talking about as if he hadn't seen Andy yet.

It's all just a cross promotion in joke.

And it's quite funny now that he's in on it, because the original sketch was terrible, but maybe that was the whole idea.

In reply to this comment by deedub81:
You never know.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Mark-Wahlberg-threatens-Andy-Samberg-135


In reply to this comment by spoco2:
Once again demonstrating that anything said was complete bullshit, as if MW would have given a shit one way or another.

It's funny... he's playing the whole thing very nicely, that had to have been before the clip of him in SNL, because, well, he's talking about as if he hadn't seen Andy yet.

It's all just a cross promotion in joke.

And it's quite funny now that he's in on it, because the original sketch was terrible, but maybe that was the whole idea.

In reply to this comment by deedub81:
You never know.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Mark-Wahlberg-threatens-Andy-Samberg-135


In reply to this comment by spoco2:
Once again demonstrating that anything said was complete bullshit, as if MW would have given a shit one way or another.

I'm starting to think that Wahlberg is very much "in on it" WITH Samberg. I wouldn't be surprised to find out later that they talked before Samberg did the sketch and Wahlberg agreed to make a big deal of it afterwards.

Good publicity IMO.

You never know.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Mark-Wahlberg-threatens-Andy-Samberg-135


In reply to this comment by spoco2:
Once again demonstrating that anything said was complete bullshit, as if MW would have given a shit one way or another.

Very good impression! Andy Samberg's star is ascending nicely.

That kiss scene takes some serious comedic commitment to the bit by Andy Samberg.

Jorma Taccone deserves to be in the tags as much as Samberg, seeing as both are in this because of the acquisition of The Lonely Island by SNL.

No hard feelings Sarzy, We've all posted videos we thought were funny, yet recieved large amounts of hate from certain people (see http://www.videosift.com/video/Nicest-Dad-in-the-World-Prank-your-4-Year-Old).
I mainly have a problem with Andy Samberg, and throwing a puppy is probably more humane than unleashing "Hot Rod" upon the world.

It seems not. I gave it a chance I really did, but Andy Samberg is about as funny as cancer.

Flatline, Samberg.

The audoence got a mini-concert after the show that wasn't broadcast. Lucky bastards.

Want to to know why Arcade Fire ran off the stage during the closing credits of "Saturday Night Live" last night?

Because, in something that is apparently rarely done at Studio 8H, they played a mini-concert for the audience. Making up the front row of the 3-song set was Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Fred Armisen, Bill Hader and Andy Samberg, all looking absolutely transfixed by this band. The Fire has some high-powered fans, for sure, and converted a good chunk of the audience last night as well.

It's odd that my highlight of the show happened off-camera-- at the end of their three-song set, they played "Wake Up", off the stage and in the audience. Amazing. The cameras were rolling, I'm hoping this appears somewhere.

Also a funny tidbit: Five seconds before the show went back live for Arcade Fire's second song, Rainn Wilson looked at lead singer Win Butler and, in a very deadpan voice, asked what happened to his guitar (he had smashed it during their first song). Ha.