What to think of the people who's ancestors did an early attempt of making a funny?
In Holland some people have names that would translate to "born naked" or "farts" for example.

There's one woman, Anne-Wil (Anne-Wants in Dutch), who's surname would translate to "Anne-Wants Out of the Bottle". If that wasn't bad enough she's married to a guy who has "Mustard" as his surname... So now her full name is "Anne-Wants Mustard-Out of the Bottle".
Another guy is named "Koos Busters" (Koos is pronounced as "Coas")

Nowadays there probably would be people names "gotpwned", "isanoob" or "hasskillz" as well.

Hey, here's a better quality Walrus -- KOO KOO KACHOO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqOKvonLrH8

>> ^rougy:
Sorry to hear that, BT.
I don't mind the singing birds in the morning, but the "Caw! Caw!" types drive me nuts.
Around here we have doves that sound like "koo-koo-cachoo" just before sunrise.


I think you might have a Bill Cosby in your garden.

Sorry to hear that, BT.

I don't mind the singing birds in the morning, but the "Caw! Caw!" types drive me nuts.

Around here we have doves that sound like "koo-koo-cachoo" just before sunrise.

Well, it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat,
Some think I'm a criminal,
But, yo I ain't all of that,
Hit'cha with the baseball bat,
An' ya wanna ill though,
Wanna mess around ,
You get fucked on the hill bro,
Kick it like a steel toe, real slow,
Hits from the bong ,
Make me feel like Cheech,
And I'm kickin' it wit' Chong,
Just like Cheech & Chong frontin' with "Ice Cream",
Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream,
Speak it like a rolla', and you know it's rolled tightly,
I'm like the funky beat, so, why ya tryin' ta fight me,
Pigs often site me, that's not polite G,
And any hour of the day ya know I might be,
Harassed by a pig real fast,
They wanna Rodney King me,
Always tryin'a crown my ass,
Ain't got no class(Sen Dog: No Class)
I hit they' ass like the buddah thats stinkey,
They wanna' scruff but, they' just so rinky-dinky,
I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk,
Sen gotts the Philly, an' he's gonna light the blunt,
Sippin' curfew makes me go koo-koo,
somthin' like loco then turn in to this loocoo,
Binggin the beta,yea, now the funk is risen,
Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen,
As I kick atrip, it comin' straight from my siness,
Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco,
I rimemba sista Maggie, breast were kinda saggy,
Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies,
Honeyd up a twenty even when I had no money,
She said "Pay me back with some latin dick Sonnie"
Well I neva' went out, and I don' thnk I'm gonna,
Just for some buddah, she wanted me ta bone her,
Deminin', Ya think ya meanin',
I got somethin' for the hoes ta be skeamin' on,
I'm the Buddah-Real take a trip ta hoota'ville,
I'll throw ya out the door, of my big blue Siville,
Then light another joint,
This ain't no exploition (poin't),
Cause we are the ones stonein' in the ways of the mastas,
Stoned is the walk,
Stoned is the walk,
Stoned is the walk,
Stoned is the walk,
(Sen- Dog)
Hit they, hit they ass,
(B-Real)
make the buddah get stinkey
Wooooo, Woooo
(Alas, Cap'in there's a ship in sight,
Huhu, Blast 'em!)
Stonend is the walk,

This movie was good, but it was no Godfather. IMDB has no substance in their voting system.

>> ^Sarzy:
Aside from having a 94 percent rating at Rotten Tomatoes (which is almost unheard of for a big summer action movie), it's already shot up to number one at the IMDB top 250, so I can say this with a good amount of certainty: dag, you are koo-koo crazy.

Aside from having a 94 percent rating at Rotten Tomatoes (which is almost unheard of for a big summer action movie), it's already shot up to number one at the IMDB top 250, so I can say this with a good amount of certainty: dag, you are koo-koo crazy.

(Oh and you don't have to swear in Battlestar Galacticese, you can say fuck. Fuck fuckety fuck, it's not hurting anyone.)

and that one....Hi-larity.....

The comparison of the inability to make boo-koo $$$ on ice now that refrigeration exists is perfect-Before commercial refrigeration, certain concerns made millions quarrying and supplying ice from natural sources to ship and transport by train. My sentiments in the 90s, when the creator of Napster was embroiled in lawsuits, and bands like Metallica put on their whining shoes to do battle was, that no matter how hard one trys, they simply can't stop the evolution of the paradigm-that paradigm being the control of monetary systems by a few, maniacal, power-mad dynasties. That and the days of the mega-arena sell-out crowds for a single band, are coming to an end. (get off yer lazy asses, Metallica, and do what you did to make a living prior to becoming huge....Tour, you drunk whiners!!!
The Pirate bay is only a small glimpse of how to take back the power from the money-changers-Do you hear writers whining because people don't read as many books anymore?? Who stole their readership...the Nazi's?????

Evolution in Action, baby-Fuck a lawyer, fuck a record exec, fuck em all-
and BORROW MY NEW CD AVAILABLE ON ANY COMPUTER ANYWHERE!!

Shall we discuss why it is morally righteous to steal ANYTHING one can from Microsoft???? What about major computer manufacturers, who do not ship operating systems disks and drivers, even though you have paid for it, that then want to charge you by the minute for any form of information or tech support, by telephone....?

Glad to hear yer a born-again non-Vegan, MINK...of all the folks most irritating, opinionated, rude, inconsiderate, or plain koo-koo, vegans I have known......

qm, lying to the country is illegal even if your strange assessment of the "success" of the invasion is correct.

The only mistake in taking out saddam was we didn't level iran first.

as for giving iran the "smackdown"... well, you can't fucking afford it.

A few dozen Raptors over Tehran and the shadow of one B-2 is all it would take, just like Israel kicked Syria's ass from the air(also underreported).

Oh and while you're at it could you please illustrate some of this "alternate history of the past eight years" you refer to?

1) Claims that Bush "stole" the election when in fact it was the taxocrats who tried to steal it
2) Bush "knew" about 9-11...or planned it (not worthy of any response deeper than "Koo-koo!")
3) After 12 years of sanctions and an entire world intelligence community agreeing saddam had wmds (which he did, since he used them) claiming that poor saddam was "illegally attacked".
4) Slick Willie "did everything in his power" to answer muslim terrorist attacks in the 90s.
5) Islam is a 'religion of peace' the government is picking on.
6) Non-stop doomsaying over how Iraqi thugs were going to defeat the world's finest armed forces.
7) Deliberate (what-liberal-media?) blackout of any positive news from Iraq
Sandbagging Gen. Petraeus.
9) Hillary supports the war unless the crowd she's bowing to opposes it.
10) Terrorists at Gitmo are being "held without trial" (even tho US law doesn't apply to them).
11) The Patriot act has led to rampant eavesdropping on regular joes and internment camps, etc.

Liberal alternate history: a negative, half-baked fairy tale focused only on greed, exploitation and cynicism, sold to neo-hippies by paleo-hippies, both who've never been hungry for more than a day and therefore have no understanding of what privation really is, resulting in no gratitude, no shame, no nothin' except hatred for Bush.

a simple in and out....So what have we learned?

Heterosexual women do not need a partner to be completely fulfilled sexually.
There is no physiological difference between the types of orgasms.
No two orgasms are the same....there like frikkin' snowflakes. ok!!! They change like clocks tikkin'.
Clitoral stimulation is imperative, for achieving orgasm.....and then you got yer penile-stim percentages. 2/3rds, say penile stimulation alone is boo-koo bad notta nuff!!!"

oh , and , masturbating is ok girls, it won't make it bad when you do it, "The right Way!"...but a course, like us menfolk, you knew that already......