Not that anybody cares but I'm bored at work sooooooo...

What up playas and hustlas my REAL name is Marshall, aka Marsh E. Fresh and I live in Pacific Beach, CA. I am 25 and I work full time as a project manager for a commercial construction contractor. By night I am a college student aspiring towards a mechanical engineering degree. It's slow going with the full time job and all but it keeps me out of trouble. I've got no kids that I know of, however, I donate sperm every day (let me know if you see a child that looks half-kleenex, half human). I have an awesome beard.

I love the sift because it's full of people smarter than myself that I can learn from, then turn around and mutilate what I've learned while bestowing the knowledge upon somebody else. It's a great atmosphere here and as you've probably noticed I try not to take many things seriously. I hope to never grow up (except when it comes to that baby-dick issue I've got).

vote for Kulpims video (I know I'm a whore)

I don't think this is fake... Watch closely when he throws the first monitor..It actually drills a woman in the head. If this was fake, they would've stopped right there and got her help. Instead another woman comes over with a kleenex because I think cut her forehead.

As for the catch, as soon as he winds up what looks kind of like a lamp, guard lunges to get it.

Also, with the old BIG monitors, you don't need to unplug them, the USB/PS2 port would most likely snap because of the amount of weight from the montitor as it pulls away.

>> ^E_Nygma:
i saw the thumbnail and i still couldn't help but watch the whole thing.

twice...

...with a box of kleenex

More of a non-food diet, really. Box of Kleenex = Health food.

Boo! No serious injuries at all in this one! I want to see some Kleenex eating mantis decapitate herself on some mirrored prop or something, not these wussy falls.

Stingray, are you just picking up the pointlessness of the fashion industry now? The only people that buy this stuff are people that you don't want to see wearing it in public. Believe me.

>> ^chilaxe:
Upvote for the bad Vader imitation in the background.

yes! i scanned specifically to see who else might comment on that!

because i hit play, and thought... "yeah. neat toy.
but could one of you hand your product demonstrator a fuckin' kleenex??? "

I know a better 'exercise' that can relieve stress while sitting down.

It involves hand-lube, some Kleenex and my genitals.

I know the Kleenex guy. I've seen him perform live in the Dutch breakdancing championships. Great humor and incredible to watch. Upvote!

*hiphop

That bit with the kleenex was TIGHT!

Creature from the Black Lagoon action fig from McFarlane, eh??? I think I just figured out what I want for xmas... damn, I'm gonna have to keep my eyes out for a deal on one of those suckers!

Anyway, what would I like? Well, a charter membership to Vsift would be nice, if anyone should happen to be reading this who needs ideas (got some familial frequenters of this site myself)...

Otherwise, my family is not too big on the gift giving now that all us kids are all grow-ed up, my grandmother for the last two years has given all her adult apartment dwelling grandchildren giant garbage-bag wrapped care packages of detergent, kleenex, toilet paper, and other household supplies. Basically we just spoil the two younger ones (which is backfiring, as they get older they get more obnoxious), my cousins ages 6 and 9, whom I've found out are getting a Wii, so I think that is what my whole family will be doing on xmas, playing Wii tennis.

I need Kleenex!!

this movie brought to you by the makers of midol and kleenex.

But seriously, may you rest in peace Deborah, you were a hell of a dame!

Never met a pug I didn't like. Wouldn't want to own one, they tend to use you for a Kleenex, but they are affectionate and a lot of fun to play with.

Par - you don't know shit. You talk about basing your beliefs on what is best supported by the evidence, yet you know nothing of the evidence other than what the Bush administration has wanted you to know.

You are not being truthful to us, which is bad enough, but even worse, you are not being true to yourself.

Those buildings were not made of kleenex and toothpics - they were made of strong steel reinforced with concrete columns.

There is absolutly no explanation for their timely and, yes, tidy collapse other than controlled demolition.

But you, and people like you, will never bother to find out the truth.

Cowardice, laziness, or conformist arrogance, take your pick.

dammit, and i was all set on being a curmudgeon about this video. excuse me while i go get a kleenex...