*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Best-reason-to-visit-Jamaica-this-guy

"all guns will be confiscated and..."

its funny(?) until it comes true. list of countries/states that have confiscated firearms:

1938 Germany
1996 Australia
2001 Canada
1991 New York
1999 California
2005 Louisiana
1997 Great Britain
1935 China
1964 Guatemala
1956 Cambodia
1970 Uganda
1929 USSR
1911 Turkey
Bermuda
Cuba
Greece
Ireland
Jamaica
Soviet Georgia
Kenya
South Africa

thank you for holding me to some standard of comedy...ever since my mom left to Jamaica with my new dad, Maxamilian, I've found it hard to find a source of constructive criticism.

Countries in North America = 23:

Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Aruba, Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Bermuda, British Virgin Islands, Canada, Cayman Islands, Clipperton Island, Costa Rica, Cuba, Dominica, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Greenland, Grenada, Guadeloupe, Guatemala, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Martinique, Mexico, Montserrat, Navassa Island, Netherlands Antilles, Nicaragua, Panama, Puerto Rico, Saint Barthélemy, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Martin, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands, United States, U.S. Virgin Islands


Leave Sarah Palin alone! She's my hero.

oh man, I can't stand Bob. But he's got the right idea on the blog - trying to forecast it this far out is pretty useless. Just be ready to get out of dodge if necessary.

I was hoping the mountains of Jamaica would tear it up some, but it seems to have shifted south of them. My fear is that it moves very slowly through the Gulf, which is really warm right now, and builds steam all the way.

And joy, now we've got another TS in the Atlantic - Hanna. I hate this time of year.

Instead of learning how to fake orgasms, women should just go to Jamaica and get real ones

Women like sex too: http://www.videosift.com/video/Jamaica-White-Women-Sex-Tourism

If we learn anything from the US version of The Office, it's that what you say isn't racist as long as it points out something considered to be colloquially flattering, such as cock-size.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
A guy decides to take his girlfriend to Jamaica in order to propose to her.

A few days before they leave, he thinks it would be a great idea to get her name, "Wendy", tattooed on his penis, as a gesture of love.

While the couple is sitting in the restaurant where he's going to propose, he tells Wendy he needs to use the restroom.

He steps up to the urinal next to a Jamaican man, and for some reason he looks down and sees the guy's penis, which has the letters W-E-N-D-Y tattooed on it.

"No way!", he says, "Your girlfriend's name is Wendy, too?"

The Jamaican looks at him and says, "No, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

A guy decides to take his girlfriend to Jamaica in order to propose to her.

A few days before they leave, he thinks it would be a great idea to get her name, "Wendy", tattooed on his penis, as a gesture of love.

While the couple is sitting in the restaurant where he's going to propose, he tells Wendy he needs to use the restroom.

He steps up to the urinal next to a Jamaican man, and for some reason he looks down and sees the guy's penis, which has the letters W-E-N-D-Y tattooed on it.

"No way!", he says, "Your girlfriend's name is Wendy, too?"

The Jamaican looks at him and says, "No, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

Thanks for the promote! Alborosie deserved it.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote

eh..

* Antigua dollar - Antigua
* Australian dollar - Australia, Christmas Island, Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Norfolk Island, Kiribati, Nauru and Tuvalu
* Bahamian dollar - Bahamas
* Barbadian dollar - Barbados
* Belize dollar - Belize
* Bermudian dollar - Bermuda
* British Columbia dollar - British Columbia
* British North Borneo dollar - British North Borneo
* British West Indies dollar - British West Indies
* Brunei dollar - Brunei
* Canadian dollar - Canada
* Cayman Islands dollar - Cayman Islands
* Continental dollar - Colonial America
* Cook Islands dollar - Cook Islands
* Dominican dollar - Dominica
* East Caribbean dollar - Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Dominica, Grenada, Montserrat, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
* Fijian dollar - Fiji
* Grenadan dollar - Grenada
* Guyanese dollar - Guyana
* Hawaiian dollar - Hawaii
* Hong Kong dollar - Hong Kong
* International dollar - hypothetical currency pegged 1:1 to the United States dollar
* Jamaican dollar - Jamaica
* Kiautschou dollar - Qingdao
* Kiribatian dollar - Kiribati
* Liberian dollar - Liberia
* Malaya and British Borneo dollar - Malaya, Singapore, Sarawak, British North Borneo and Brunei
* Malayan dollar - Brunei, Malaysia and Singapore
* Mauritian dollar - Mauritius
* Mongolian dollar - Mongolia
* Namibian dollar - Namibia
* Nevisian dollar - Nevis
* New Brunswick dollar - New Brunswick
* New Zealand dollar - New Zealand, Cook Islands, Niue, Tokelau, Pitcairn Islands.
* Newfoundland dollar - Newfoundland
* Nova Scotian dollar - Nova Scotia
* Prince Edward Island dollar - Prince Edward Island
* Penang dollar - Penang
* Puerto Rican dollar - Puerto Rico
* Rhodesian dollar - Rhodesia
* Saint Kitts dollar - Saint Kitts
* Saint Lucia dollar - Saint Lucia
* Saint Vincent dollar - Saint Vincent
* Sarawak dollar - Sarawak
* Sierra Leonean dollar - Sierra Leone
* Singapore dollar - Singapore
* Solomon Islands dollar - Solomon Islands
* Straits dollar - Brunei, Malaysia and Singapore
* Sumatran dollar - Sumatra
* Surinamese dollar - Suriname
* Old Taiwan dollar - Taiwan
* New Taiwan dollar - Taiwan
* Texan dollar - Republic of Texas
* Tobagan dollar - Tobago
* Trinidadian dollar - Trinidad
* Trinidad and Tobago dollar - Trinidad and Tobago
* Tuvaluan dollar - Tuvalu (not an independent currency, equivalent to Australian dollar)
* United States dollar - United States of America
* Zimbabwean dollar - Zimbabwe

Dinna watch yer post plastique, but saw it as related....I saw "Live in Jamaica", and assumed it was concert footage...I sorry, yer the last monkey I'd wanna steal anything from...steal FOR, now that's another thing altogether....

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Abyssinians-Satta-Massagana-live-in-Jamaica-1977

just dead last week and already taken over...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'ganja, weed, farming, jamacia, no problem mon' to 'ganja, weed, farming, jamaica, no problem mon' - edited by calvados

"Organic mon, thats how we grow it in Jamaica.... and we grow corn," points to one corn stalk in a field of weed.. hee hee