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Sorry, drunk haiku!
Maybe epic battle soon?
Whose next? You decide.

look, you had one shot
one opportunity to
haiku everything

love your haiku, girl
made me shed a single tear
over some scrap metal

front projected light
onto white foamboard cut-out
not a hologram

(pardon the Haiku)

HAIKU TYME:

Girls in bodypaint
Letters in Braille my penis
won't stop retracing

fuckin' genius. And it even rhymes. You're a god among men.
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haiku

geo 3 2 1
not the shitty chevy car
the Canadian

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[Snaps fingers in applause] >> ^deathcow:

haiku
geo 3 2 1
not the shitty chevy car
the Canadian

haiku

geo 3 2 1
not the shitty chevy car
the Canadian

>> ^Kraz:

Lol. I paused it on the ingredients list.


STAFF OF ANUBIS
PHILOSOPHER STONE
RUBBER HAMMER
RUBBER NAILS
MOON ROCK SALT
ARCHIMEDES SCREW
HARPSICHORD
PARACHUTE
BLANK
BAG OF HOLDING
CLOUD MIST
ELVEN JOY
LUCKY PENNY
LOVE SONG
ERLENMEYER FLASK
MARCOSCOPE
SENSE OF WONDER
BLANKETY BLANKS
TEMPORAL GLITCH
HAIKU
NODS
SWEEPS
BEEPS
DEEPS
SNEEPS
REEPS
WINKS
MEMORIES
FIREBALLS
CONGRATULATIONS
LAUGHTER
LIGHTENING
STAR DUST
RINGS OF A TREE
MOTHER'S APPROVAL
MOUNTAIN AIR
CHEESINESS
INSPIRING FOOTAGE
SMILES
SECRET INGREDIENT
SMELL OF MORNING
LOVE

SALT

I hear they're making the sequel:
"Haiku's Car Wash Horror II: The Shredding."

rotten is preoccupied on google

i wrote an english haiku about it, it goes a little something like this:

safesearch: strict or off
->images --_ large. true story
girls varsity team