Enjoy your diarrhea.

That list of American crimes in the video is just the beginning, America's assassination of the democratically elected Prime Minister of Congo in 1960 and subsequent installation of a dictator (Mobutu) has led to countless millions of deaths. Just in the decade between 1998-2008 there were 5.4 million deaths from Malaria, diarrhea, pneumonia and malnutrition.

"Most of the deaths are due to easily treatable and preventable diseases through the collapse of health systems and the disruption of livelihoods,"

from http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/01/22/us-congo-democratic-death-idUSL2280201220080122

These figures also don't shed light on the fact that the Congo is the rape capital of the world, and the absolute greed of Mobutu (when he was alive) - "Besides what Mobutu siphoned off and stole, he paid himself generously. His personal salary was 17% of the state budget. By 1989, he officially received $100 million a year to spend as he wished, more than the government spent on education, health and social services combined."

http://articles.latimes.com/1997/sep/08/news/mn-30058

Here is a list of some other regime changes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covert_U.S._regime_change_actions

>> ^Crosswords:

>> ^quantumushroom:
This would make for some hiLARious Kleenex and toilet paper.

Or on the helpful side you just coat your butt with it. Drop n Go, no mess, no paper.
You thought explosive diarrhea was bad? Wait until you experience super-hydrophobic explosive diarrhea

"Powerhouse round of diarrhea" ... holy shit! Literally.

Game, set, match. >> ^gwiz665:

It was pure Santorum coming out of his mouth...
>> ^littledragon_79:
Is it strange that I literally saw diarrhea coming out of Santorum's mouth and not actual words?

>> ^gwiz665:

It was pure Santorum coming out of his mouth...
>> ^littledragon_79:
Is it strange that I literally saw diarrhea coming out of Santorum's mouth and not actual words?



Hey, watch your language... there are kids here!

It was pure Santorum coming out of his mouth...
>> ^littledragon_79:

Is it strange that I literally saw diarrhea coming out of Santorum's mouth and not actual words?

Is it strange that I literally saw diarrhea coming out of Santorum's mouth and not actual words?

bad editing = continuity error --> when he's standing on the chair, the nuts are on the sink, then they're not, then they are again.


I think any good truffle recipe calls for cream (not milk) and butter, which is why his truffles came out looking like diarrhea

I like to layer all of those. I think its called the 'fecal farmer special' at Bob Evans.

>> ^berticus:

My pancake topping preference, in order from favourite to least:
Lemon juice and brown sugar.
Banana and melted chocolate.
Berries and yoghurt.
Maple syrup.
Diarrhea.

Two girls, one pancake?>> ^luxury_pie:

Am I the only one getting literally sick of eating pancakes?
I can't eat more than one at most otherwise I will feel nauseated...
Any ideas? I like the diarrhea thing, sounds ... different.

Am I the only one getting literally sick of eating pancakes?
I can't eat more than one at most otherwise I will feel nauseated...
Any ideas? I like the diarrhea thing, sounds ... different.

you forgot apples and cinnamon.

>> ^berticus:

My pancake topping preference, in order from favourite to least:
Lemon juice and brown sugar.
Banana and melted chocolate.
Berries and yoghurt.
Maple syrup.
Diarrhea.

Yeah, seriously. Warmed berries and plain yoghurt. It's actually not bad. Nowhere near as good as lemon and sugar though.
>> ^hpqp:

I was about to quote you pointing out how our tastes were identical, but then I read again... berries and yoghurt, seriously?
>> ^berticus:
My pancake topping preference, in order from favourite to least:
Lemon juice and brown sugar.
Banana and melted chocolate.
Berries and yoghurt.
Maple syrup.
Diarrhea.