>> ^joedirt:
I totally disagree. If someone is stupid enough to move your after a neck or spinal injury and can't take the basic steps to try and immobilize your neck, they should be sued.
Imagine if I came along and tried to do CPR and cracked all your ribcage and shoved a bone into your lung and you died in 2 mins.


Better getting your ribs cracked than die.. That's what happens all the time but its the lesser of two evils..

No one will help anyone if such a case gets through. Better people helping others and once in a while F*** up..


The world doesn't get better trying to squeeze it into courts.

I totally disagree. If someone is stupid enough to move your after a neck or spinal injury and can't take the basic steps to try and immobilize your neck, they should be sued.

Imagine if I came along and tried to do CPR and cracked all your ribcage and shoved a bone into your lung and you died in 2 mins. And maybe you were still breathing but they just thought that's what you are supposed to do. Or someone passes out and a samaritan starts slapping them so hard they give them a concussion. Or you are choking and someone starts jumping up and down on your stomach.

Was the car in this case even on fire? NO? then he deserved to be sued. If it was on fire then probably not.

I think the officer handled everything very professionally. If the owner was that serious about his pet, perhaps he should have taken his negligent ass down to the red cross (they usually do it) and learned how to preform CPR / doggie Heimlich so that he could have saved his dogs life without putting people t risk. I'll tell you what works (on smaller dogs)- wrap your mouth around your dogs nose and blow. you'll force air into his lungs, and back up through his mouth. With any luck, the foreign object will come popping out. Even if your dog isn't choking, its still fun to do. Yeah, this guy was a moron. I have 2 dogs (well I have one my wife has another) and I care very much for them. Would I drive like a douche bag to save them? No. Would I do everything I could possibly do to get them to an emergency vet if I couldn't handle it? yes. That means speeding, but not criminal speeding. the 8-10 rule would hae been fine, because like payback pointed out, speeding doesn't actually save you a whole lot of time.

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Three men were escaping from a prison.
The prison was located on a small island few miles from the main land so they had to swim for a long time before they got to the shore.
One of the men didn‘t have enough energy to swim this long so he drowned right before they got to the shore.

The other two dragged the body with them to the land and tried to revive him.
The only problem was that neither one of them knew how to perform CPR.
Then one of them says: “I think were supposed to blow air up his ass to clear out the water.”
“How are we supposed to do that?” Says the other one.
“I found this short piece of hose. We can stick one end up his ass and blow in the other end.”

The men decide that is the best thing to do, so they flip him over, pull down his pants, stick the hose up his ass and start blowing.
After one of them has been blowing for some time he gets tired and asks the other one to take over.
The other man takes the hose but instead of blowing in to it he yanks it out of the dead guys ass and turns it the other way.
When he is about to stick the other end in the ass his friend stops him and asks him what hell he thinks he’s doing.
The man looks at him surprised and says: “Do you think I am going to use the same end as you?”

"He learned CPR on a vidya... oh, for heaven's sake. Son are you an idiot? NO! We are NOT running that story, period."

"But sir... the game is America's Army."

"Oh... oh, well, serve it up then."

Time to try this *promote your own wares thing for once, just to see how it feels to watch your poor neglected video get a hand-through-chest-CPR assist.

"When does CPR become necrophilia?" HEEEEHEEE!

Maybe I meant that sexiness caused his need for CPR?

a friend of mine worked a summer there. he had lots of interesting stories about how they are trained to uphold the illusion, and lots of interesting details they were drilled on about customer service.
for example, the cast memebers in costumes have some other staff that trail after them, and they have lots of secret hand signals for for example "i just puked in my costyme" or "i am fainting from the heat" because no child is to see a mickey withouth head or someone performing cpr(is that what it is called) on donald

Why did they take so long before CPR? They just stood back and looked at him for ages.

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Hilarious!!! Bulldog CPR *save

Get her in the groove of diversion and mob dynamic young, and use that associative memory for quality input!

Why don't they teach her International Naval Signal Code or
CPR or names of bones in a porpoise, anything but this sheit!@!

Under no circumstances should you perform CPR based on a video you saw online.

I'm always happy to be stood corrected and that the video is better explained in the process, since it feels too abbreviated. Thank you for the clarification!

May I venture that this video is still far too short to be considered any more than a summary of the proper steps. There should be a recommendation to seek further training, in my opinion - ie. on when it is 'necessary' to perform CPR. Was I at least right in saying that compressing a beating heart is bad?