I'll take one if they have +12 damage to holy' model.

mm-mm..chopped boot meat, tasty.

"It's so effortless to cut" said the chubby man trying to catch his breath after one swing.

>> ^KnivesOut:

Those chubby fingers have never been so happy.


Whoa - those indeed are very chubby fingers!

Those chubby fingers have never been so happy.

I'm glad to see the diversity within this group of white male racists- some are obese, while others are merely chubby.

How about the both of you shut the fuck up and take your conversation somewhere else?

We all know that the only official references to you two and pre-teens have been sealed by the court until those families complete counseling and the trial can begin. I’m surprised they even let you two onto the internet at all.

It should be noted by other Sifters: I’m not saying that either of these two ever had sex with kids. That would imply that they stopped masturbating to them long enough to leave the house for candy and duct-tape. What I am saying is that where THEY are from, their activities concerning children are still illegal.

Unlike Kulpims' homeland: the “Republic” of Slovenia: A nice place to visit if you have a hundred bucks and a week to blow screwing cattle. (Or is it a week to screw, blowing cattle?)

The actual country of Slovenia is almost exactly like we saw it portrayed in the wonderful Eli Roth film: “Hostel”. Except for the beautiful women, the second-world amenities and the large amounts of money changing hands. From what I can tell on Wikipedia, the most notable thing about the place is that it’s where the Nazi’s stopped to take a shit on their way to visit Italy.

Like therealblankman mentions above, Slovenia also has a hockey team. So you might also recognize the name of their most famous citizen: the hockey player Anze Kopitar. He plays for the Los Angeles Kings…

My spell-checker doesn’t even recognize “Slovenia” as a legitimate word so it’s no wonder that Kulpims spends his days trolling the Sift in a weed induced stupor trying to convince people how fascinating it is. What is surprising is that he can get so much time logged onto Slovenia’s computer.

But as a self described “coledge" dropout, he’s ranked just above the country’s minister of science. So they need to call him in every time they have technical problems like needing to clear their cookies, or giving their account information to the Nigerian finance minister.

Now I know I don’t ever spend a lot of time at these pathetic circle-jerks or encouraging their resident narcissists. But in Kulpim’s case, Dag offered me five bucks off of a charter membership to say something that helped improve The Sift’s reputation with Slovenia’s communist government.

Unfortunately, try as I might, I can’t think of anything positive to say about Kulpims OR this piece of shit, overpriced, wannabe youtube that you’re all so enamored with. I guess I’ll just have to keep using it for free… oh, without the ability to blog. There’s a membership incentive for you. Blogging… Give me a fucking break.

So, with nothing nice to say about this site or any of you pale, chubby, acne riddled, pedophile, shut-ins: I’ll leave you with this fascinating NOVA clip about America’s first visit to Slovenia after they finally got rid of their vampire problem:

Enjoy:

>> ^fjules:
To be honest, it might not be that far from the truth. Small breasts are kind of an indicator of immaturity and underdevelopment. But then again, they should ban chubby cheeks and big eyes as well, since those are childish features.


Yes there is a grain of truth in that, but it's the conclusions they reach that are daft. Some of the same features we find cute in babies we still find cute in women. Big eyes, pouty lips, rosy cheeks, soft even skin. Um. . . nearly everything women attempt to do with makeup, come to think of it. (except for mascara, that's to make them look more raccoon like)

There really is a link between what we find cute and what we find sexy. The mistake is thinking that it's unusual or somehow means you'll become attracted to children.

Hell, even when it's done intentionally I don't think it's objectionable. Because we're all smart enough to tell the difference between women acting childishly and actual children.

Exibit A: http://www.videosift.com/video/Selma-Hayek-as-the-Muse-Serendipity-in-Dogma

>> ^fjules:
To be honest, it might not be that far from the truth. Small breasts are kind of an indicator of immaturity and underdevelopment. But then again, they should ban chubby cheeks and big eyes as well, since those are childish features.


LOL, women in A cups around the world are spitting in your general direction.

To be honest, it might not be that far from the truth. Small breasts are kind of an indicator of immaturity and underdevelopment. But then again, they should ban chubby cheeks and big eyes as well, since those are childish features.

>> ^qualm:
gwizz: "Who watches the watchmen?"
Probably some chubby guy from Denmark.


Haha, keep carrying the torch. It's alright I forgive you for loving me and everything I do.

gwizz: "Who watches the watchmen?"

Probably some chubby guy from Denmark.

Honestly I'm the most saddened by the fact bands have become servile instruments to sports events.

Also chubby cheerleaders. Think that's bad, just imagine what it will look like in 20 years.

yea, the chubby cheerleaders are much funnier. just change the title!

Didn't even notice until you pointed it out...
>> ^dan00108:
Chubby cheerleaders are chubby.

Chubby cheerleaders are chubby.

Thats Hollywood for ya. I always thought she was the cute one, shes adorable in this movie.
>> ^ponceleon:
You know, I kind of feel that this movie was her downfall. Think about it, it was her first (and pretty big) exposure as an actress and she was clearly cast as the "chubby loser friend." You have to think that it would stick with a young actress and drive her to obsess about her weight.