After spending a few weeks in Malaysia, I came to significantly appreciate the bent metal pipe in the few sit down toilets I got to use which points directly at el bunghole, with a tap to the side of the toilet. Turn that bad boy on and let soothing water wash away the burning chilli and curry from your screaming portal to the realm of Nurgle the poo, followed by a brief pat dry with just 2 squares of paper (not a lot of double ply over there, with a double or triple ply you could easily get the job done with 1).

You don't even need a proper bidet, I reckon a small metal pipe, some hose, couple of pipe clamps and you too could be riding the soothing rush of water cleansing your nether regions.

ps. The "portion cutting mechanism" really needs that *shrink shrink shrink* noise from a slasher movie, that motherfucker is going to town...

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ya know, I never thought about it but maybe my bunghole needs an extra inch let on to it too.

Rabbis steal kidneys, Catholic priests steal little boys' bunghole virginity. Mullahs make little boys blow themselves up in crowds. Eh, what's the difference, eh?

whimsical thoughts, as you jealously eye that slide for serious personal use as opposed to paper towels and showers...

In reply to this comment by budzos:
I bet this guy's bunghole is clean as a whistle.

I bet this guy's bunghole is clean as a whistle.

I've seen it before. I believe it is (or at least was) on the sift already. I don't get the Schmawy reference though.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You waited too long to view it, bunghole. It was that video of that fat women who jumped into a street interview only to show her tits and her beaver. Not for the faint of heart, but it was funny.

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In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Schmawy's mom gives an interview:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5685736355354458878

A wee bit NSFW.

You waited too long to view it, bunghole. It was that video of that fat women who jumped into a street interview only to show her tits and her beaver. Not for the faint of heart, but it was funny.

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In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Schmawy's mom gives an interview:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5685736355354458878

A wee bit NSFW.

Traffic is as smooth as butter through a bunghole, Bob. But then, I AM IN A HELICOPTER! HAW HAW HAW.