Damn you, Sifty! Damn you to hell!

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Geez Eric, tell the joke right!
It’s
“What do you call an Irish guy that hangs out on your deck all day?
Paddy o’furniture”


Another classic:
What do you call an Irish male pornstar?
Miles O’Toole

That's no fight, it's the new world speed record for a game of paddy cake.

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let's see the mass protests and mass arrests then; she admitted herself that there was noone else in the paddy wagon that took her to the detention center; and if they are bringing people in, then there is some sort of record of this even if they weren't technically arrested (right???)

I'm not sure if she's for Black Lives Matter, but she should be more sympathetic to their cause at this point

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Lyrics:

He is your brother.
And just because he's older,
He will always try to boss you.
No matter what you do,
You must obey him!

He is your brother.
And just because he's younger,
You will learn to tell your fists no,
When he beats you on Nintendo.
Do not hit him!

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
But you look like mother.
Don't want to lose you,
To another.

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
She maybe your lover,
But do not forget,
You are our brother!

You were a loser,
Your haircut was a mullet.
You could not play the bassoon,
You had a dark blue bedroom,
What were you thinking?!

You also had a mullet!
I was always the cool one.
I was the budding rock star,
I'm awesome at the guitar....
...But you work for me now!

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
But you look like mother.
Don't want to lose you,
To another.

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
She maybe your lover,
But do not forget,
You are our brother!

You were working as a salesman,
In a homeware & design store.
You only ever wore black,
Your life was made of Habitat.
You were lonely.
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

That was when you met her,
Though you would never tell us.
But then we finally guessed it,
Out came your dirty secret -
You loved your boss!
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
You loved your boss!!!

You are my brother.
Just look how far you've come now.
I used to change your nappy,
Now you're old & saggy,
Fat like Paddy.

You are my brother.
I always looked up to you.
But now to me it's quite weird,
Cause you have hair & a beard,
Just like our Daddy.

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
But you look like mother.
Don't want to lose you,
To another.

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
She maybe your lover,
But do not forget,
You are our brother!

Chords....are simple & repetitive:

First 2 verses & choruses: D minor, F major, A minor, D minor
Middle 8 (the 'you were working as a salesman' bit): C major, F major, C major, F major, A minor; repeat then go to D minor
Final verse: D minor, F major, A minor, D minor
Final choruses: D minor, F major, A minor, D minor

© Rufus Starlight, Baddy Paris & Ferris Ferhat.

Why does Paddy Considine get a mere nano-second intro in that?

Good trailer otherwise which suggests it will have a few things to say about getting older.

*promote the Blarney on this, St. Paddy's Day. Eat the rainbow meat.

CBS News is reporting that the Irish bookmaker Paddy Power declared Obama the winner which is bull since paddypower are still taking bets on it.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

Context matters.
Calling a grown woman "girl" at the workplace is probably out of line. Calling a few racist, drunk hipsters "girls" seems rather appropriate. If you are immature enough to shout racist remarks at strangers, you are immature enough to be justifiably called "girl". Is there such a thing as a mature hipster? I'm inclined to say no.
I voted for the video because I enjoyed it but your trolling makes me want to vote against. Worse still, you've made me agree with @Yogi.
As for knowing Sifters and their personalities, try this... As you read the responses attacking your statements, you're dismissing them as the opinions of sexist men (boys?), the products of a blatantly sexist world. You might also be thinking that if you've done or said anything wrong, it's because you're damaged from decades of sexism and thus your mistakes are our fault anyway.
How'd I do?


I'd upvote this twice if I could.

I'm guessing that 70 or 80% of my posts on the sift include the words "Context matters". For the record, my wife, who is an awesome, strong, independent woman who is one of the most senior people in her company, refers to herself and her friends as the "girls"*. @bareboards2, if you told her that she's "undercutting herself", she would laugh and tell you she does not need you to fight her battles for her. It's just a colloquialism.

In a totally different context, she will often refer to a young person who does something stupid as a "silly boy/girl". It's not sexist, it's meant as a remark on their maturity. The term perfectly describes these stupid women.

Even racism has context. Ask Reginald D Hunter. Calling someone a "drunk paddy bastard" is a racist slur against the Irish (not that anyone ever seems to care), but from the context here, it's clear it's meant affectionately.

Again, context.

* oh and me and my friends are "you and the boys/lads/muppets" depending on how much trouble I'm in.

>> ^critical_d:

Interesting! But now, let this American remind you that Guinness is not black, it's a deep shade of red.
From the FAQ on http://www.guinness.com "Look closely. GUINNESS® beer is not actually black but rather dark ruby red because of the way the ingredients are prepared. Some malted barley is roasted, in a similar way to coffee beans, which is what gives GUINNESS® its distinctive color."
Cheers!
>> ^robbersdog49:
>> ^critical_d:
...and served by a leprechaun on St Pattys Day!
>> ^ChaosEngine:
>> ^jcf79:
Or, you could try drinking a stout that actually has some flavor...

Have you ever actually tried a real pint of Guinness? And I don't mean whatever watered down piss they serve in the rest of the world, I mean a real pint, as in, in Ireland?


What is St. Patty's day?
It's Paddy. All you Americans who say St. Patty's, you're all wrong. Simple.
And before someone says it's Patty because it's short for Patrick, it's not. It's Paddy because it's short for Padraig, which is the original spelling.
Paddy. P A D D Y
Now let's all have a nice pint o' the black stuff!


Try ordering a pint of the red stuff and see what you get. I'm betting it won't be guinness

Interesting! But now, let this American remind you that Guinness is not black, it's a deep shade of red.

From the FAQ on http://www.guinness.com "Look closely. GUINNESS® beer is not actually black but rather dark ruby red because of the way the ingredients are prepared. Some malted barley is roasted, in a similar way to coffee beans, which is what gives GUINNESS® its distinctive color."

Cheers!

>> ^robbersdog49:

>> ^critical_d:
...and served by a leprechaun on St Pattys Day!
>> ^ChaosEngine:
>> ^jcf79:
Or, you could try drinking a stout that actually has some flavor...

Have you ever actually tried a real pint of Guinness? And I don't mean whatever watered down piss they serve in the rest of the world, I mean a real pint, as in, in Ireland?


What is St. Patty's day?
It's Paddy. All you Americans who say St. Patty's, you're all wrong. Simple.
And before someone says it's Patty because it's short for Patrick, it's not. It's Paddy because it's short for Padraig, which is the original spelling.
Paddy. P A D D Y
Now let's all have a nice pint o' the black stuff!

>> ^critical_d:

...and served by a leprechaun on St Pattys Day!
>> ^ChaosEngine:
>> ^jcf79:
Or, you could try drinking a stout that actually has some flavor...

Have you ever actually tried a real pint of Guinness? And I don't mean whatever watered down piss they serve in the rest of the world, I mean a real pint, as in, in Ireland?



What is St. Patty's day?

It's Paddy. All you Americans who say St. Patty's, you're all wrong. Simple.

And before someone says it's Patty because it's short for Patrick, it's not. It's Paddy because it's short for Padraig, which is the original spelling.

Paddy. P A D D Y

Now let's all have a nice pint o' the black stuff!